007/ 50: birthday Bonding #4 ~ rare but brilliant pics of Blighty’s finest (’90s/ ’00s)
Get the picture?: Bond was back after six years away in 1995 with GoldenEye – a retro-friendly box-office blockbuster that, in the shape of Pierce Brosnan as 007 and co-stars Famke Janssen and Izabella Scorupco, returned the playfulness, sexiness and cool to the series in a big way
And here it is, peeps – the fourth and final post that celebrates not just this blog’s second birthday, but as a tribute containing rarely seen yet rather wonderful images, also celebrates the 50th anniversary of that man Bond on the silver screen.
So, the ’90s and the ’00s, eh? The Playstation and the Gameboy, Richard and Judy, Blair versus Brown, Blur versus Oasis and the return of the cinematic Bond? Wait a minute, the return of the cinematic Bond? When has Bond not been around? Well, it maybe hadn’t felt like it before and it certainly doesn’t now, but the 007 of the big-screen had been on a forced hiatus after the box-office disappointment that was Licence To Kill (1989) for six whole years. Legal disputes involving the Bond producers’ company Eon Productions/ Danjaq LLC and the Hollywood giant MGM/UA ensured the career of Blighty’s finest was put on hold while the Soviet Union crumbled and the likes of the Lethal Weapons and Die Hards revolutionised the movie actioner.
By 1995, though, Bond was back and, in the guise of the smooth, slick, male model-handsome Pierce Brosnan (gloomy Timothy Dalton had left Bond-age in ’92), he looked, well, every inch the 1990s icon-in-waiting. His first effort out of the blocks was the near-classic of the genre GoldenEye, which smartly balanced post-Soviet insecurities with ’60s-throwback Bondian sensitivities (a bombastic theme tune, natty gadgets, sexy girls with innuenduous names and a huge villain’s lair). GoldeneEye‘s box-office take was the biggest ever for a Bond flick (breaking the record set by 1979’s Moonraker) and it was swiftly followed by the just as retro-flavoured, if very formulaic Tomorrow Never Dies and The World Is Not Enough, the latter of which offered up a terrific cast if a soap factory’s worth of melodrama. Fittingly for an era that wallowed in retrospective, the ’90s-into-the-millennium couldn’t get enough of 007 (he’d surely never been more popular since his ’60s/ ’70s high) and the joyride came to something of a juddering halt with the incredibly silly Die Another Day, Brosnan’s last. If The Brozzer’s flicks had got increasingly dafter, his 007 had ironically got subtler and more nuanced each time he’d slipped on the shoulder-holster.
But the cinematic Bond himself didn’t die with Brosnan’s departure; instead in the darker, less sure and arguably more real post-9/11 world he became… er, blond. More pertinently, he also became more dangerous, intense and internalised than ever with the casting of ace TV actor Daniel Craig. And when he returned in 2006 in (at last) an adaptation of Ian Fleming‘s very first 007 novel Casino Royale, the public absolutely couldn’t get enough of him. This Bond flick was surely the most critically acclaimed of all and was, frankly, bloody brilliant. Its sequel (and, for the first time in the series, it genuinely was a sequel) Quantum Of Solace may not have quite hit its heady heights but was a more than intriguing, arty and worthwhile venture. And, what with the latest effort that’s filming right now, SkyFall, looking not just gritty and interesting, but exciting and compelling, now in his 50th year the cinematic 007 is imply as unmissable and essential as ever. Good work, Bond…
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GoldenEye (1995)
Directed by: Martin Campbell; Produced by: Barbara Broccoli and Michael G Wilson; Screenplay by: Jeffrey Caine, Bruce Fierstein and Michael France – title taken from Ian Fleming’s Jamaican home where he wrote the Bond books/Visual effects supervised by: Derek Meddings/ Locations: Verzasca Dam, Switzerland (for pre-title sequence bungee jump stunt); Monte Carlo, Monaco; Alpes-Maritimes and Bouche-du-Rhône, France; St. Petersburg, Russia; Puerto Rico (for Cuba); London, Nene Valley Railway and Leavesden Studios, UK/ Cast includes: Pierce Brosnan (James Bond); Sean Bean (Alec Trevelyan); Izabella Scorupco (Natalya Simonova); Famke Janssen (Xenia Onatopp); Alan Cumming (Boris Grishenko); Desmond Llewelyn (Q); Minnie Driver (Irina)
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Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Directed by: Roger Spottiswoode; Produced by: Barbara Broccoli and Michael G Wilson; Screenplay by: Bruce Fierstein/ Locations: The Pyrénées, France (for the Khyber Pass in pre-title sequence); Hamburg, Germany; Bangkok and Phuket, Thailand (for Vietnam); London, Oxford, Eon Frogmore Studios and Pinewood Studios, UK/ Cast includes: Pierce Brosnan (James Bond); Jonathan Pryce (Elliot Carver); Michelle Yeoh (Wai Lin); Teri Hatcher (Paris Carver); Cecilie Thomsen (Professor Inga Bergstrom)
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The World Is Not Enough (1999)
Directed by: Michael Apted; Produced by: Barbara Broccoli and Michael G Wilson; Screenplay by: Neal Purvis, Robert Wade and Bruce Fierstein – title taken from a passage in the Ian Fleming novel On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1963)/ Locations: Bilbao, Navarra and Cuenca, Spain; Baku and Bibi-Heybot Region, Azerbaijan; Chamonix, France; Istanbul, Turkey; The Bahamas (underwater sequences); London, Eileen Donan Castle, Halton House and Pinewood Studios, UK/ Cast includes: Pierce Brosnan (James Bond); Sophie Marceau (Elektra King); Robert Carlyle (Renard); Robbie Coltrane (Valentin Zukovsky); Maria Grazia Cucinotta (The Cigar Girl); Desmond Llewelyn (Q); Samantha Bond (Miss Moneypenny); Goldie (Mr ‘The Bull’ Bullion)
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Die Another Day (2002)
Directed by: Lee Tamahori; Produced by: Barbara Broccoli and Michael G Wilson; Screenplay by: Neal Purvis and Robert Wade – influenced by the Ian Fleming novel Moonraker (1955) and the Kingsley Amis Bond novel Colonel Sun (1968)/ Locations: Peahi Beach, Hawaii (surfing in pre-title sequence); Andalucia, Spain (for Cuba); Vatnajökull, Iceland; Sogn og Fjordane, Norway (for Iceland); London, Aldershot and Deepdale Burnham (for North and South Korea), Penbryn, St. Austell and Pinewood Studios, UK/ Cast includes: Pierce Brosnan (James Bond); Halle Berry (Jinx); Toby Stephens (Gustav Graves); Rosamund Pike (Miranda Frost); Rick Yune (Zao)
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Casino Royale (2006)
Directed by: Martin Campbell; Produced by: Barbara Broccoli and Michael G Wilson; Screenplay by: Neal Purvis, Robert Wade and Paul Haggis – adapted from the Ian Fleming novel (1953)/ Locations: New Providence Island and Paradise Island, The Bahamas (also for Madagascar); Karlovy Vary, Locket and Prague (for Montenegro), Barrandov Studios and Modrany Studios, Prague, Czech Republic; Lake Como and Venice, Italy; London and Pinewood Studios, UK/ Cast includes: Daniel Craig (James Bond); Eva Green (Vesper Lynd); Mads Mikkelsen (Le Chiffre); Judi Dench (M); Jeffrey Wright (Felix Leiter); Caterina Murino (Solange); Sébastien Foucan (Mollaka)
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Quantum Of Solace (2008)
Directed by: Marc Forster; Produced by: Barbara Broccoli and Michael G Wilson; Screenplay by: Paul Haggis, Neal Purvis and Robert Wade – title taken from the Ian Fleming short story Quantum Of Solace from For Your Eyes Only (1960)/ Locations: Siena, Lake Garda/ Talamone, Carrara, Malcesene and Maratea, Italy; Colón and Panama City, Panama (for Port-au-Prince, Haiti, and La Paz, Bolivia); Bregenz, Austria; Antofagasta Region and Atacama Desert, Chile (for Bolivia); London, Aldershot and Pinewood Studios, UK/ Cast includes: Daniel Craig (James Bond); Olga Kurylenko (Camille); Mathieu Amalric (Dominic Greene); Giancarlo Giannini (René Mathis); Jeffrey Wright (Felix Leiter);Gemma Arterton (Strawberry Fields)
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And finally…
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Ian Fleming (1908-64)
Harry Saltzman (1915-94)
Albert R Broccoli (1909-96)
without whom…
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Oh, the things he does for England: new Bond Timothy Dalton poses with a gaggle of very ’80s-looking girls for publicity for The Living Daylights – ironically, though, his 007 (unlike previous incarnations) would be far less the winking playboy, more the serious ‘New Man’
A cynic may suggest that the ’80s weren’t the cinematic James Bond’s happiest decade – after all, not only did the 007 epics come under serious pressure from the hugely popular fantasy adventures of Lucas and Spielberg and the high octance actioners of Sly, Arnie, Bruce Willis and Mel Gibson, but also Bond himself eventually became far from a happy bunny in the guise of mean and moody Timothy Dalton.
However, in this post – the penultimate pictorial tribute to Bond’s 50 years on the big screen and image-driven special celebration of this very blog’s second birthday – methinks there’s more than enough proof to suggest that the ’80s were no less an exciting, diverse, boundary-breaking (especially in terms of thrilling stunts) and, yes, happy a decade than any other in the history of British cinema’s greatest hero.
It kicked off with Bond bouncing back down to earth after the space-bound exploits of Moonraker (1979) – frankly, the only place he could go after that. With an emphasis on more earnest but no less engaging espionage antics, For Your Eyes Only harked back to Bond’s literary roots in Ian Fleming‘s novels. This theme was continued, at least to some extent, in Octopussy, which while admittedly lightening the tone also added into the mix the bizarre yet groovy triple-location-combo of India, West Berlin and, er, a circus big-top. A View To A Kill upped the fantasy further with a proper megalomaniac for a villain (an unforgettable Christopher Walken with a peroxide barnet) and an atmosphere that was unmistakeably mid-’80s. This proved to be the legendary Roger Moore‘s swansong in the role (a great servant for Bond, no question, but he was arguably beginning to resemble Bond’s dad).
Slipping on the shoulder-holster in The Living Daylights then was Shakespearian thesp Timothy Dalton. His take on the role – Fleming-esque world-weary – ultimately proved a little too dour for the casual fan, but nowadays is seen as a forerunner for Daniel Craig’s 007. Was Dalts ahead of his time then? Possibly. He was also very ’80s ‘New Man’ – the Timbo Bond respected his ladies like no incarnation before and was immersed in a more violent world in his second effort Licence To Kill than the filmmakers had dreamed of presenting cinemagoers in either the ’60s or the ’70s. By the end of the ’80s then, no mistake, the times had a-changed indeed for Blighty’s finest…
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For Your Eyes Only (1981)
Directed by: John Glen; Produced by: Albert R Broccoli; Screenplay by: Richard Maibaum and Michael G Wilson – containing elements from the Ian Fleming short stories For Your Eyes Only and Risico, both from For Your Eyes Only (1960)/ Title song performed by: Sheena Easton/ Ski stunts photographed by: Willy Bognor/ Locations: Corfu and Meteora, Greece; Cortina d’Ampezzo, Italy; The Bahamas (underwater sequences); Pinewood Studios, UK/ Cast includes: Roger Moore (James Bond); Carole Bouquet (Melina); Topol (Columbo); Lynn-Holly Johnson (Bibi); Julian Glover (Kristatos); Cassandra Harris (Lisl)
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Octopussy (1983)
Directed by: John Glen; Produced by: Albert R Broccoli; Screenplay by: Richard Maibaum, Michael G Wilson and George MacDonald Fraser – containing elements from the Ian Fleming short stories Octopussy and The Property Of A Lady, both from Octopussy And The Living Daylights (1966)/ Locations: Udaipur, India; West Berlin, West Germany; Nene Valley Railway, London and Pinewood Studios, UK/ Cast includes: Roger Moore (James Bond); Maud Adams (Octopussy); Louis Jourdan (Kamal Khan); Kristina Wayborn (Magda); Kabir Bedi (Gobinda); Steven Berkoff (Orlov); Walter Gotell (General Gogol); Cherry Gillespie (Midge); Mary Stavin and Suzanne Jerome (Octopussy Girls)
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A View To A Kill (1985)
Directed by: John Glen; Produced by: Albert R Broccoli and Michael G Wilson; Screenplay by: Richard Maibaum and Michael G Wilson – title taken from the Ian Fleming short story From A View To A Kill from For Your Eyes Only (1960)/ Title song performed by: Duran Duran/ Stunt performers include: Martin Grace/ Locations: Höfn, Switzerland and Vadretti de Scerscen, Switzerland (both for pre-title sequence); Paris and Chateau Chantilly, France; San Francisco, USA; Ascot Racecourse, Amberly Working Museum and Pinewood Studios, UK/ Cast includes: Roger Moore (James Bond); Christopher Walken (Max Zorin); Tanya Roberts (Stacey Sutton); Grace Jones (May Day); Patrick MacNee (Sir Godfrey Tibbet); Alison Doody (Jenny Flex); Papillon Soo Soo (Pan Ho); Mary Stavin (Kimberley Jones); Dolph Lundgren (Venz)
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The Living Daylights (1987)
Directed by: John Glen; Produced by: Albert R Broccoli and Michael G Wilson; Screenplay by: Richard Maibaum and Michael G Wilson – adapted from the Ian Fleming short story The Living Daylights from Octopussy And The Living Daylights (1966)/ Title song performed by: a-ha/ Locations: Gibraltar; Vienna, Austria (also for Bratislava, Slovakia); Tangier and Atlas Mountains (for Afghanistan), Morocco; Mojave Desert, USA (also for Afghanistan); Henley-On-Thames and Pinewood Studios, UK/ Cast includes: Timothy Dalton (James Bond); Maryam d’Abo (Kara Milovy); Jeroen Krabbé (General Koskov); John Rhys-Davies (General Pushkin); Art Malik (Kamran Shah); Caroline Bliss (Miss Moneypenny); Kell Tyler (Linda)
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Licence To Kill (1989)
Directed by: John Glen; Produced by: Albert R Broccoli and Michael G Wilson; Screenplay by: Richard Maibaum and Michael G Wilson – contains an element from the Ian Fleming novel Live And Let Die (1954)/ Stunts co-ordinated by: Paul Weston/ Locations: Florida Keys, USA; Acapulco, Mexico City, Mexicali, Toluca and Etudios Churubusco Azteca, Mexico/ Cast includes: Timothy Dalton (James Bond); Carey Lowell (Pam Bouvier); Robert Davi (Franz Sanchez); Talisa Soto (Lupe Lamora); Benicio Del Toro (Dario)
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Playlist: Listen, my friends ~ March 2012
In the words of Moby Grape… listen, my friends! Yes, it’s the (hopefully) monthly playlist presented by George’s Journal just for you good people.
There may be one or two classics to be found here dotted in among different tunes you’re unfamiliar with or have never heard before – or, of course, you may’ve heard them all before. All the same, why not sit back, listen away and enjoy…
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The Dave Brubek Quartet ~ Blue Rondo À La Turk
Manfred Mann ~ 5-4-3-2-11
Erroll Garner ~ On The Street Where You Live/ I Could Have Danced All Night2
Judy Collins ~ In My Life
Marvin Gaye ~ Abraham, Martin And John
Leon Russell ~ Jumpin’ Jack Flash/ Young Blood3
Uriah Heep ~ Look At Yourself
The Hues Corporation ~ Rock The Boat
Sarah Vaughan ~ Fool On The Hill
Rondò Veneziano ~ La Serenissima4
The Pretenders ~ I Go To Sleep5
Mike Post ~ Theme from L.A. Law
The Adventures ~ Broken Land
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1 Written for and featured over the opening titles of ITV’s ‘Beat music’-driven early Friday evening show Ready Steady Go! (1963-66)
2 Originally from the stage and film versions of the Lerner and Loewe musical My Fair Lady
3 From the George Harrison-organised Concert For Bangladesh (1971) – accompanying Russell on stage here are performers Eric Clapton, Bob Dylan, Billy Preston, Ringo Starr and Harrison himself
4 The Baroque-costumed chamber orchestra’s classic pop-cum-classical hit, which headlined the Venice In Peril album, itself a driving force behind the campaign to prevent the sinking of Venice in the 1980s
5 The even-better-than-the-original cover of The Kinks’ song from their second album Kinda Kinks (1965)
Muppet Mania: Felt perfection? ~ The Muppets (2011)/ Review
Directed by: James Bobin
Starring: Jason Segel, Amy Adams, Chris Cooper, Rashida Jones, Jack Black, Emily Blunt, Alan Arkin, Kristen Schaal, Jim Parsons and, of course, The Muppets
Screenplay by: Jason Segel and Nicholas Stoller
US; 103 minutes; Colour; Certificate: U
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What better way to spend a cold, wintry Monday night, thought I a few evenings ago, than rolling up at the Empire Leicester Square and, once ensconced inside, watching the latest Muppet movie? What better way to spend it, indeed, you may ask. But is there? Did I find the latest Muppet movie better than, equal to or even a fitting endeavour after the first, classic Muppet movie, er, The Muppet Movie (1979)? Is it felt perfection or did it, in fact, make my fur fly?
We’ve certainly had to wait a while for a proper, fully-blown, cinema-released Muppet flick – 12 years, to be exact, given the last was the unquestionably underwhelming Muppets In Space. And, as revealed in the first of my ‘Muppet Mania’ posts here, under the Disney umbrella our favourite furry friends have been a little lost of late (arguably their biggest success has come in an Internet music video parody). To say it must have been a big challenge then for a new generation of filmmakers (and die-hard Muppet fans) spearheaded by How I Met Your Mother star Jason Segel to bring ’em back to flickatoriums in an adventure that doesn’t just make moolah, but also does them justice, is an understatement the size of Sweetums. Yet, in this final ‘Muppet Mania’ post, I can happily declare that, for the most part, they’ve pulled it off – and that’s probably most of all down to the fact they are, like so many out there, such big enthusiasts of Kermit and co.
Indeed, surely anyone’d realise The Muppets (as the movie’s not so imaginatively titled) is made by fans. All the way from its mock-sentimental but endearing opening montage to its ebullient, genuinely uplifting song-and-dance finale, it’s a nostalgia-fest harking back to the days when Jim Henson’s heroes straddled the starry showbiz firmament like fuzzy demi-gods, belittling household names in their infamous Muppet theatre for a half-hour each week on TV sets across the globe.
It’s this cartoonish, cosy but wonderfully irreverent fantasy world that The Muppets seeks to recreate; its brain-free-as-Beauregard plot revolving around the trip to Hollywood taken by Muppet fan-of-old Gary (Segel), his girlfriend Mary (Adams) and Muppet-obsessed brother Walter (who seems actually to be a Muppet), ostensibly for the former couple’s 10-year anniversary, but just as much for Walter to make pilgrimage to the now run-down Muppet Theatre. There, the latter discovers a heinous scheme by evil oilman Tex Richman (Cooper) to buy the theatre – and the Muppets brand with it – and knock the building down for greedy business interests. Of course, Walter believes there’s only person who could possibly prevent this catastrophe: yes, Kermit. And, once the legendary amphibian is sought out, he himself can only think of one solution: getting the Muppets back together and putting on a one-off Muppet Show-cum-telethon to save their former home – and themselves.
In dedicating its first act to bringing the big-time troupe members back together one-by-one (and amusingly so too: Fozzie’s now in a crap Reno Muppet-tribute act called The Moopets; Gonzo runs a toilet empire and Animal’s entrenched in anger management therapy), the story smartly and effectively echoes that of the original Muppet Movie, which, of course, told the tale of how they all came together in the first place. Aside from fourth-wall-breaking moments (again reminiscent of The Muppet Movie), such as the gang saving time on car trips by travelling ‘by map’ rather than by road, generally though this flick most references – and, in a way, arguably tries to recreate – The Muppet Show.
As such, its second act is a Muppet twist on the old showbiz ‘let’s put on a show’ tale, including the gang doing up their theatre to the tune of Starship’s We Built This City (Segel and friends are clearly fans of ’80s corn as well as all-things Henson) and its third act is the actual telethon itself, featuring utterly familiar acts delivered by Fozzie, Gonzo, Animal and the rest of The Electric Mayhem band, while Kermit and Scooter try to keep control of the totally pants, but rather wonderful production.
The sub-plots of Kermit and Miss Piggy’s and humans Gary and Mary’s mirroring relationship troubles are mixed in too (the former maybe more successfully than the latter, given this is a Muppet movie and the former sub-plot, well, involves actual Muppets), but there’s also Walter’s realisation as a Muppet himself – the Disney-esque discover-and-be-yourself/ the-best-you-can-be character arc – which is nicely done and gives rise to the flick’s best tune, the utterly Oscar-win-deserving and barmily brilliant Man Or Muppet (see below), written like all the others by Flight Of The Conchords‘ Bret McKenzie.
And talking of humans, one should perhaps note their efforts. Aside from Segel, who’s clearly loving every moment and makes for a more than adequate lead and foil to the felt players, Amy Adams hoofs and sings like a good ‘un – not surprising given her turn in Disney’s Enchanted (2007) and pre-Hollywood background in cabaret – while Rashida Jones provides effective support and both Emily Blunt and The Big Bang Theory‘s Jim Parsons give memorable cameos. Chris Cooper’s antagonist may feel like he belongs in a different movie (something aimed at under fives), but then he’s about the only thing that does.
For The Muppets certainly knows what it is, all right – a sort of updating of both The Muppet Show and The Muppet Movie for a generation of youngsters who weren’t even a figment of their parents’ imagination when the Muppets were in their prime, while at the same time an earnestly affectionate and knowing tribute to the Muppets in their prime for their parents. Co-scripted by Segel and Stoller – the former wrote and starred in Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) and the latter directed both that and its ‘sequel’ Get Him To The Greek (2010) – and directed by Bobin (who helped create the characters of Ali G and Brüno and with McKenzie co-created Flight Of The Conchords) it certainly is knowing, has more edge to it and is sadder in moments than any Henson-era Muppets venture was (rather like, say, last year’s Toy Story 3). But then, this is the 21st Century and, as the flick points out, it’s a world that’s moved on from the era that the Muppets took by storm.
Does it, though, prove there’s still a place in today’s cynical world for them, nay, that the world still needs them? Well, let’s just say that on that cold, wintry Monday night I saw The Muppets, I was sat next to a middle-aged chap on one side and a little boy on the other and based on their clear enjoyment of the anarchic antics they viewed on the big screen before them, they both certainly seemed to think so. Altogether now: “Mah-Nà-Mah-Nà…” 
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Muppet Mania: 25 things you always wanted to know about Labyrinth, but were afraid to ask Jareth
It’s only forever: a quarter of a century after its original release, Jim Henson’s family film spectacular Labyrinth has never been more popular – not least because of star David Bowie
So, yes, the third of this blog’s four ‘Muppet Mania’ posts is, indeed, an unadulterated celebration of the awesome Labyrinth (1986). An unforgettable blend of fairytale, Alice In Wonderland and The Wizard Of Oz with Muppet-like characters, off-kilter humour and – oh yes – David Bowie, it’s maybe not the greatest family fantasy flick ever made, but one of the most beloved to have come out of the ’80s.
Indeed, although we’ve just seen a new Muppets movie released, it’s pretty unthinkable we’ll see a movie quite like Labyrinth again – what with its sense of very ’80s Lucas-like/ Spielbergian fantasy wonder, amazing creatures and sets you feel you can touch as they were manufactured in a workshop not a computer and, of course, Bowie’s extraordinary wig and lunchbox. Certainly, it deserves its unique place in pop culture history and is always worthy of a (magic) dance whenever it’s popped into the old DVD player. Anyhoo, enough of this chit-chat, we only have 13 hours to reach Goblin City, after all…
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1. During a limousine ride following a screening of The Dark Crystal (1982), the $40 million-grossing fantasy adventure they made together, British artist Brian Froud and creator of The Muppets and US director Jim Henson came up with the idea of another cinematic collaboration based around the traditional idea of goblins snatching a baby – Froud soon worked up an image of this concept (see below).
2. Henson later stated that at that time he and Froud “wanted to do a lighter-weight picture, with more of a sense of comedy since The Dark Crystal got kind of heavy – heavier than we had intended. Now I wanted to do a film with the characters having more personality and interacting more”.
3. He approached Monty Python And The Flying Circus member Terry Jones to write a screenplay based on his daughter’s recommendation, as she had just read Jones’s children’s book The Saga Of Erik The Viking (1983), which itself was later adapted as a movie by Jones.
4. Although Terry Jones is Labyrinth‘s only credited writer, the shooting script actually also contained contributions from Henson, screenwriters Laura Phillips and Elaine May and executive producer George Lucas (who also helped Henson edit the finished film). The screenplay went through 25 drafts between 1983 and ’85 – mostly to inject songs and more humour to ensure legendary pop star David Bowie would agree to star as antagonist Jareth the Goblin King.
Top artwork and pop artist: Brian Froud’s first concept art for Labyrinth, a baby surrounded by goblins who’ve kidnapped him; Lucas and Henson with their choice for Jareth, David Bowie
5. Jones has said of the eventual film: “I didn’t feel that it was very much mine. I always felt it fell between two stories; Jim wanted it to be one thing and I wanted it to be about something else”. Jones’s original script was darker and had more of a focus on Jareth’s vulnerability.
6. Originally, Jareth was conceived as a puppet-based creation until Henson decided that the movie’s two main characters ought to be played by actors. He considered casting a magician for the part, as well as Sting or Michael Jackson, before pursuing Bowie as the latter “embodies a certain maturity, with his sexuality, his disturbing aspect, all sorts of things that characterise the adult world”.
7. For his part, Bowie’s said on accepting the role: “I’d always wanted to be involved in the music-writing aspect of a movie that would appeal to children of all ages, as well as everyone else, and I must say that Jim gave me a completely free hand with it. The script itself was terribly amusing without being vicious or spiteful or bloody, and it had a lot more heart in it than many other special effects movies. So I was pretty hooked from the beginning”.
8. During development, the film’s protagonist varied from a king to a Victorian girl, via a fantasy-world princess, until a modern teenager named Sarah was decided on. After British actress Helena Bonham-Carter auditioned for the role, the character’s nationality was chosen as American – probably for US marketing purposes.
Three of a kind: Sarah’s Oz-like companions Hoggle (l), Ludo (m) and Sir Didymus (r)
9. Hollywood stars-to-be Sarah Jessica Parker, Marisa Tomei, Mia Sara, Yasmine Bleeth, Ally Sheedy, Laura Dern and Jane Krakowski were all considered for Sarah before 14 year-old Once Upon A Time In America (1984) actress Jennifer Connelly was cast. According to Henson, as was critical for the role, she “could act that kind of dawn-twilight time between childhood and womanhood”.
10. Labyrinth‘s plot sees Sarah trying to recover her kidnapped baby brother Toby (played by Brian Froud’s son, also called Toby) from Jareth and his horde of goblins. It incorporates elements clearly inspired by Alice In Wonderland (Sarah finds herself in a peculiar and magical fantasy world inhabited by weird and wonderful creatures) and The Wizard Of Oz (she must undertake a challenging journey – not along a road, but through the labyrinth of the film’s title – with three good-hearted companions to reach the land’s leader where her adventure will conclude).
11. The movie’s climax takes place in a room in Jareth’s castle that features gravity-defying staircases heavily influenced by MC Escher’s 1953 lithograph Relativity (see top image).
12. Shooting on Labyrinth began at Elstree Studios, Hertfordshire, England on April 15 1985 and principal photography wrapped about four months later on September 8. Exterior shots were captured at West Wycombe Park, Buckinghamshire (the film’s opening) and the New York State towns North Nyack, Piermont and Haverstraw (all used for the following sequence when Sarah runs home).
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13. The puppet-operating and voice-acting team that worked with Henson on Labyrinth was drawn from those he’d collaborated with on The Muppet Show (1976-81) and previous Muppet movies, his children’s show Fraggle Rock (1983-87), revolutionary kids’ educational programme Sesame Street (1969-present) and one came from classic satirical effort Spitting Image (1984-96). They included Frank Oz (famed as operator and voice of Star Wars‘ Yoda and later a director himself), Dave Goelz, Ron Mueck, Kevin Clash, Karen Prell, Rob Mills, Anthony Asbury and Henson’s own daughter Cheryl and son Brian (who later directed Muppet movies in the 1990s).
14. Each of the major puppet characters (Hoggle, Ludo, Sir Didymus, Ambrosius – who in some shots was a real dog – and the five Fieries) were designed and made by Jim Henson’s Creature Shop and required a team to operate them. The most complicated was Hoggle, who has the most screen-time and boasts a genuine character arc. A dwarf actor wore his costume, while Brian Henson and three further operators radio-controlled his animatronic head. Henson explains: “five performers trying to get one character out of one puppet was a very tough thing; basically what it takes is a lot of rehearsing and getting to know each other”.
15. Labyrinth was an ambitious project in terms of set design. The Goblin City set was built in Stage 6 of Thorn EMI Elstree Studios, London, and featured cinema’s largest ever panoramic back-cloth. The forest Sarah and her companions pass through to reach the castle required 120 truckloads of tree branches, 1,200 turfs of grass, 850 pounds of dried leaves, 133 bags of lichen and 35 bundles of mossy old man’s beard (usnea). Meanwhile, the Shaft Of Hands sequence was filmed on a 40-feet-high rig and involved nearly a hundred performers’ hands.
16. Cheryl ‘Gates’ McFadden, who would go on to become a sci-fi icon as Dr Beverly Crusher in Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987-94) and its follow-up films, worked on Labyrinth as a choreographer. She did the same on previous Henson movies The Dark Crystal and The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984).
Jim who fixed it: Henson directing Hoggle (l), posing with the latter and puppet co-stars Ludo, Sir Didymus and Ambrosius (m) and telling human actress Jennifer Connelly what’s what (r)
17. David Bowie recorded four songs for the film’s soundtrack: Underground, Magic Dance, As The World Falls Down and Within You (all of which he ‘performs’ in the movie). The first two were released as singles – Underground reached #21 on the UK charts (see its video in bottom clip). The film’s score was written by British composer Trevor Jones.
18. The film’s other song Chilly Down was written by Bowie, who recorded a version that didn’t appear in the movie. Instead, it is performed on-screen by the Fieries, one of whose voices belonged to actor Danny John-Jules who would go on to play Cat in sci-fi sit-com Red Dwarf (1988-present) and appear in kids’ show Maid Marian And Her Merry Men (1988-94), for which he also performed the memorable theme tune.
19. Merchandise produced to promote the movie included plush toys of both Sir Didymus and Ludo, a board game, a computer game, comic books and jigsaw puzzles. The film’s characters and sets also toured US shopping malls in cities including New York, Chicago and Dallas.
20. Labyrinth received its US theatrical premiere on June 27 1986 and opened in the UK on November 28. It was selected for the prestigious UK Royal Premiere of 1986, which took place on December 1 and was attended by Prince Charles and Princess Diana, ensuring it enjoyed significant coverage in the British media. An hour-long behind-the-scenes documentary Inside The Labyrinth was also broadcast on TV.
Manga, magazines and gamers’ delight: the four-part Return To Labyrinth comic book series (2006-10) (l), Kermit and Jennifer Connelly on the cover of the summer ’86 issue of Muppet Magazine (m) and Activision’s Labyrinth: The Computer Game released in 1986 (r)
21. Labyrinth posted disappointing figures in cinemas. It opened at #8 at the US box-office behind, among others, The Karate Kid Part II, Top Gun and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (all 1986). With a budget of around $25 million, it grossed only $12.8 million; it achieved just 66th place on 1986’s US box-office list.
22. The movie also received a mixed response from the critics. Roger Ebert gave it two out of four stars, claiming “it never really comes alive”, but Nina Darton compared it favourably to ETA Hoffman’s classic tale The Nutcracker And The Mouse King (1816), the basis for Tchaikovsky’s ballet: “(The Nutcracker) is also about the voyage to womanhood, including the hint of sexual awakening, which Sarah experiences too in the presence of a goblin king.”
23. Unquestionably, however, as the years have passed, it has achieved huge cult – if not mainstream – popularity with repeat TV screenings and high VHS and DVD sales; young fans seemingly love it as a classic family fantasy adventure, while those who remember it from its original release look on it as a slice of ’80s nostalgia. Since 1997, the Labyrinth Of Jareth, a two-day masquerade ball, has been held by die-hard fans in Hollywood.
24. In 2006, the manga-lite publisher Tokyopop began producing a four-part series of popular comic books entitled Return To Labyrinth, whose plot involved a teenaged Toby returning to Jareth’s world, while in 2010 director Dave McKean and author Neil Gaiman collaborated on the film MirrorMask, which initially had been intended as a prequel to Labyrinth entitled Curse Of The Goblin King.
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25. Although the financial failure of Labyrinth sent Jim Henson into a flunk, according to his son Brian, before his death in 1990 “he was able to see all that [growing popularity of Labyrinth] and know that it was appreciated”. David Bowie has also commented: “every Christmas a new flock of children comes up to me and says, ‘Oh! you’re the one who’s in Labyrinth!“, while Jennifer Connelly has said: “I still get recognized for Labyrinth by little girls in the weirdest places. I can’t believe they still recognize me from that movie. It’s on TV all the time and I guess I pretty much look the same”. 
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Further reading:
http://www.astrolog.org/labyrnth/movie.htm
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Muppet Mania: Miss Piggy ~ Diva Forever
Talent…
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… These are the lovely ladies and gorgeous girls of eras gone by whose beauty, ability, electricity and all-round x-appeal deserve celebration and – ahem – salivation here at George’s Journal…
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The second of this month’s four ‘Muppet Mania’ posts is a celebration of the stand-out star among our felt-tastic heroes – or at least she believes she’s the stand-out star. She’s hardly shy and retiring (she’ll stick her snout in whether it’s wanted or not), but she is – like every other Muppet – utterly lovable. And many’s the celebrity who’s found her (ahem) a sexy slab of meat – and that’s far from telling a porky. Yes, peeps, the latest entry in this blog’s Talent corner is the inimitable, irrepressible, immaculate Miss Piggy…
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Profile
Name: Miss Piggy (real name possibly ‘Miss Piganthia Lee’)
Breed: Pig
Nationality: American
Profession: Porcine superstar
Background: In a 1979 New York Times interview, Miss Piggy’s associate Frank Oz said of her: “She grew up in a small town in Iowa; her father died when she was young, and her mother wasn’t that nice to her. She had to enter beauty contests to survive, as many single women do. She has a lot of vulnerability which she has to hide because of her need to be a superstar.”
Height: Taller than Kermit
Known for: Appearing alongside her furry friends – and many a dashing human guest-star – in TV’s The Muppet Show (1976-81) and then in big-screen adventures The Muppet Movie (1979), The Great Muppet Caper (1981), The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984), The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992), Muppet Treasure Island (1996), Muppets In Space (1999) and The Muppets (2011). Her appeal should be an acquired taste – she’s, well, a pig and can be angrier than a horde of wasps caught in a jam-less jam-jar, is a dab-hand at judo and has an ego the size of The Muppet Theatre – but millions around the globe fell in love with her and still do. As does Muppet-leader Kermit The Frog, whose feelings Piggy most assuredly reciprocates – often in public.
Strange but true: Thirty years ago she wrote a self-help book, Miss Piggy’s Guide To Life, which clocked up a mightily impressive 29 weeks on The New York Times Bestseller List, reaching a high of #4 as it did so.
Peak of fitness: Er, maybe only Kermit should answer that question…
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Muppet Mania/ Legends: The Muppets
It’s mean bein’ green: for over 30 years the famous five (Kermit, Piggy, Fozzie, Gonzo and Animal) and their friends have been entertaining kids and adults alike with anarchic abandon
Some of them are furry, others fuzzy; many of them appear to be animals, others look like humans; most of them are nutty, others (a little bit) more sensible; all of them, though – all of them – are unforgettable and utterly brilliant. They are The Muppets. And, for all the reasons listed above (as if they actually needed listing) as well as because their brand spanking new film opens in the UK this month, they are the latest, unquestionably deserving inductees into the ‘Legends‘ corner of this blog – quite frankly, it’s a mystery how it’s remained a Muppet-free zone for this long (indeed, I can reveal Gonzo’s tried to fire himself out of a cannon and into it before now; but then, well, he is Gonzo).
In fact, owing to their awesomeness, The Muppets will also be the focus of the next three posts of this blog, as ‘Muppet Mania’ verily infects this little nook of the ‘Net. There’ll be a piece on the cult favourite flick Labyrinth (1986), a review of the aforementioned new Muppets movie and, yes, a ‘Talent‘ post as well (no, really). But before all that, in this post let me detail just why our favourite felt friends are so damn legendary.
As with many Muppet stories, this one begins with Kermit. Short, gangly, green but very affable (a bit like a cross between Mickey Mouse and the most amiable chat show host imaginable), Kermit The Frog was the first Muppet to make contact with the human world – and the first to appear on television. This rather monumental event took place in May 1955 on the show Sam And Friends (1955-61), broadcast on the NBC-owned local Washington DC station WRC-TV. Sam And Friends was the brainchild of Kermit’s (and the other Muppets’) closest human friend and collaborator, the one, the only Jim Henson.
Unlike Kermit (who, in a recent interview claimed he was born in a swamp with 3,265 tadpole siblings), Henson was born in Greenville, Mississippi in 1936 and, in the late 1940s, moved with his family to Hyattsville, Maryland, near Washington DC. It was here, while in high school, he began working in television and created puppet characters for a local station’s Saturday morning kids’ programme The Junior Morning Show. On leaving school, he enrolled at the University of Maryland and in his freshman year was approached to create Sam And Friends.
TV takeover: Big Bird and familiar friends in Sesame Street (left), Kermit debuts in Sam And Friends (middle) and the latter fronts an iconic cast of characters in The Muppet Show (right)
The show went out daily and comprised five minute-long episodes of sketches and skits; some of them pastiche, others more counter-culture-esque existential (see first video clip below). It featured several characters, including both the titular and human-looking Sam and, of course, Kermit (whose appearance and voice was unmistakeably that of the later Kermit, even if he was yet to inform viewers he was definitely a frog).
In the ’60s Kermit took something of a back-seat and allowed other Muppets to come to the fore. Several appeared in TV commercials and, accompanying Henson, others guested on talkshows. The culmination of this were the several appearances between ’63 and ’66 of the jazz piano-playing, laid-back dog Rowlf on The Jimmy Dean Show (1957-75). Like Kermit, Rowlf had already appeared on the box (in Purina Dog Chow commercials), but his guesting alongside country star Dean, which practically propelled him to sidekick status on the latter’s variety show, ensured Rowlf became the first recognisable Muppet on US network television.
By 1963, Henson, along with his wife Jane and his growing young family, had moved to New York and formed an entertainment company he entitled Muppets Inc. (the name Muppet perhaps deriving from a combination of the words ‘marionette’ and ‘puppet’). Around this time too, Henson began working with writer Jerry Juhl and Frank Oz; his friendship and collaboration with the latter would last the next 27 years. As the ’60s progressed, the trio drifted towards producing Muppet-featuring experimental films, one of which, Time Piece (1965), was nominated for a Best Short Film Oscar. And at the end of the decade their hard work began to pay off when they started work on a project that resulted in their Muppet friends finding their first – and an unquestionably iconic – home on television. The project was a learning-driven show for young children that would become Sesame Street.
Conceived by the non-profit organisation Children’s Television Workshop (now Sesame Workshop) and broadcast by the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS), Sesame Street (1969-present) combined scenes shot on a realistic looking urban set (‘Sesame Street’) starring both human and Muppet characters with film and animation inserts, many focusing on counting and learning the alphabet. The style, colour and vibrancy of the show was revolutionary, ensuring it was an immediate public and critical hit – today it’s considered one of the greatest and most important children’s TV shows of all-time; by 2008 an estimated 77 million people in the US had watched it (and countless more around the world), while by 2009 it had won a staggering 118 Emmy awards.
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Unquestionably, the most memorable members of Sesame Street’s Muppet cast – Bert and Ernie, Big Bird, Oscar The Grouch, Cookie Monster, Count von Count, Aloysius Snuffleupagus and, of course, Elmo – have become fixtures of the cultural firmament. And owing to its success and their role in that, they can also lay claim to being the first Muppets truly to capture widespread public imagination. Well, that is if they don’t mind admitting they share that honour with, yes, Kermit. For right from the show’s off, in his role as its ‘roving reporter’, Kermit was just as much a part of Sesame Street as any other Muppet. Indeed, it was in this role he defined his on-screen identity for forever after as the sensible if ironic Muppet at the centre of chaos; the one with which human viewers could perhaps most identify. In short, he was the calm at the centre of the Muppet storm.
The real Muppet storm was still a little way off yet, though. It was precipitated by Henson’s decision to widen the appeal of his Muppet pals beyond Sesame Street viewers to more of an adult, or at least family, audience. His first major step in doing so was in securing them among the cast of rising comedians on the opening season of the now legendary Saturday Night Live (1975-present) . Although an instant, game-changing hit, the NBC sketch show didn’t prove the perfect platform for Henson’s furry charges, not least because the show’s writers seemed to find it much easier to write for humans, thus they didn’t return for its second season. However, if SNL didn’t need the Muppets to flourish, very soon the Muppets proved they didn’t need SNL to flourish. For just one year later, yes, The Muppet Show (1976-81) finally arrived on our screens (see video clip below).
Henson had been wanting to get a Muppet-only variety show on prime-time network TV even before flirting with SNL, having produced two pilots in ’74 and ’75 respectively. However, the project really got off the ground thanks to a loosening in US TV syndication rules. He struck a deal with all-powerful UK telly mogul Lord Lew Grade to make a Muppet-centric show with the latter’s ATV Productions, which would be broadcast first on ITV; after which it would be sold to US networks and so could be very quickly shown in syndication. This meant that Henson and the Muppets crossed the channel and set up home at Elstree, just outside of London, ensuring The Muppet Show could be said to be as British as it was American. Well, the money behind it was British, at least.
The show was, of course, a vaudeville-style variety showcase set in a theatre loaned to the Muppets (given its filming in the UK, does this mean their famed theatre is actually located somewhere over here?). Yet, unlike the old song-and-dance shows it resembled, it also gave viewers peeks behind the scenes, most often in the theatre’s wings, as well as at certain audience members who tended not to be very positive about what they were witnessing (yes, Statler and Waldorf, I mean you). But it’d take a heavy-hearted soul who wasn’t entertained by The Muppet Show.
Cycles, crystals and Dickens: Kermit and Piggy ride to box-office success in The Great Muppet Caper (l), cult fantasy The Dark Crystal (m) and Gonzo narrates The Muppet Christmas Carol (r)
In allowing the outrageous slapstick-fuelled antics and almost always absurdist pursuits of the Muppets free rein, Henson’s half-hour shows didn’t just aspire to the variety efforts of old, but also knowingly and pleasingly subverted them and other instantly recognisable TV genres – in fact, nothing was safe from being, ahem, Muppet-ified. Take the near-insane blue dynamo Gonzo The Great’s efforts to push entertainment to ever more explosive highs; Fozzie Bear’s stand-up sets in which his jokes are always dreadfully received; the news flash in which The Muppet Newsman describes a disaster or unsavoury event that then immediately befalls him; the cooking show parody featuring the delightfully deluded Swedish Chef; the Star Trek take-off that was Pigs In Space with its star Link Hogthrob; the General Hospital soap opera parody that was the Rowlf-as-a-doctor-featuring Veterinarian’s Hospital; or the constant confounding of prudish Sam The Eagle’s efforts to ensure the show only features clean, wholesome, family entertainment.
No question, The Muppet Show quickly became a phenomenon. There had been nothing quite like it before, or indeed has there been since; certainly not in prime-time. As with the most popular television entities, its universal appeal ensured it crossed every demographic – at last, Jim, Kermit and their furry friends had cracked it. Just check out their genuinely stellar guest-star list. Every one of the 120 episodes of the show featured a human guest invited on by the Muppets, often to be flummoxed and/ or ridiculed by the fuzzy insanity to which they’re exposed. To begin with, guests included showbiz friends of Henson’s such as actor Joel Grey and musician Paul Williams, only eventually to stretch to everyone from Steve Martin to John Cleese, Elton John to Peter Sellers and Roger Moore (at the height of his Bond fame) to Rudolf Nureyev (twice).
Indeed, the show ensured that in the late ’70s its real stars, the Muppets themselves, became as much a part of the Anglo-American cultural zeitgeist as disco music, punk, Farrah Fawcett posters and, yes, Star Wars (1977). They were everywhere; on music albums, in comic books and on magazine covers. And, it may be fair to say, one of them was beginning to find her way into or – perhaps to be exact – ingratiate herself into people’s hearts more than any other. Before The Muppet Show, Kermit had always been the front-man and while this essentially remained so, especially given he was the show’s first-in-command, as the programme evolved, grew and became ever more popular, he began to share the lion’s share of the limelight with the girl, or rather pig, who appeared to fancy the pointy collar off him.
Miss Piggy’s passionate, brash, judo-kick-packing, all-round diva personality endeared her to peeps across the globe in a way no human counterpart surely ever could. Alongside Kermit, The Muppet Show unquestionably made stars and much loved household names of Fozzie, Gonzo, sidekick Scooter, the lab-based Bunsen and Beaker and maniacal monosyllabic drummer Animal, but Piggy was the one who arguably became one of the faces – if not one of the blonde bombshells – of the 1970s and, in addition to her would-be frog lover, the face of the Muppet brand.
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But were Kermit and Piggy really an item? This question and others – most pertinently where each of the major Muppets actually came from and how they all originally met – were answered thanks to the gang’s next next logical step. In fact, as it was a proper Hollywood flick, it was really a giant leap. The Muppet Movie (1979) was made and released at the height of the show’s popularity – and reaped the rewards. It’s a film that’s unsurprisingly wacky (its narrative uses the film-within-a-film device and the ‘fourth wall’ is broken more than once), absurdist (one character hands another the film’s script at one point), surprising (Kermit is shown riding a bicycle and others drive cars) and full of songs (its signature tune The Rainbow Connection won a Grammy and a Golden Globe and was nominated for an Oscar). A costly venture for backer Lew Grade at a price-tag of $28 million, it made its money back and more by pulling in $77 million at the box-office, ensuring it wasn’t just the seventh biggest money-spinner of its year, but also that more Muppet movies would inevitably follow.
With a taste for filmmaking now, Henson and Kermit and co. knocked The Muppet Show on the head in 1981 (going out at the top is always better than when in decline, after all) and focused practically full-time on the movie business. That same year the London-set, heist-themed The Great Muppet Caper came out, to be followed three years later by the similar madcap adventure hokum that was the Broadway-based The Muppets Take Manhattan. If these two sequels weren’t quite as well received by critics as their predecessor, they still raked in the moolah, making a combined total of over $55 million from ticket sales.
Henson also struck out on his own, as it were, with the $40 million-grossing The Dark Crystal (1982), a more adult-oriented fantasy adventure featuring neither humans nor Muppets, but Gelfings, and with modernised fairytale Labyrinth (1986), which starred an unforgettable David Bowie and a young Jennifer Connelly alongside many Muppet-like creatures. Surprisingly, at the time Labyrinth wasn’t brilliantly received (both the public and the critics found they could leave it rather than take it), but nowadays it’s arguably more fondly recalled than The Dark Crystal, boasting a fan base that’s more mainstream than the latter’s undeniably cult following.
Apparently, the relative failure of Labyrinth plunged Henson into a genuine low, not that it necessarily should have. For if, by the mid-’80s, his cinematic ventures may have taken a mis-step, his (and the Muppets’) TV efforts were still very much on song. Launched in 1983 and filmed in the UK but broadcast throughout the world, kids fantasy show Fraggle Rock (1983-87), featuring a race of cuddly, Muppet-like, subterranean creatures, became an instant hit and today is rightly looked back on with enormous nostalgia. Similarly, the weekend-morning children’s animated series Jim Henson’s Muppet Babies (1984-91), with its re-imagining of the major Muppet stars as toddlers together in a nursery (as they had been previewed, in fact, in The Muppets Take Manhattan), proved a long-running spin-off success that spawned its own merchandise, including soft toys and comics.
Happy triumphs; heartfelt tribute: Fraggle Rock’s circle of friends (l), the commemorative statue of Kermit and Henson at the University of Maryland (m) and cartoon Muppet Babies (r)
However, after having launched several more TV projects and contributing to the realisation of the turtles themselves for the live-action box-office hit Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990), Henson’s long, illustrious career came to an end. And, frankly, in the most tragic way imaginable. At the age of just 53, Jim Henson died on May 16 1990 from organ failure owing to contracting an extremely rare, fatal bacterial infection – he had first felt unwell just 12 days before. The show business community on both sides of the Atlantic, indeed, across the world, greatly mourned his passing. He was a visionary, a revolutioniser and then giant of family entertainment; someone who surely deserves to be spoken of in the same breath as Walt Disney.
Yet, despite the loss of their mentor, the Muppets went on. In 1992, under the direction of Jim’s eldest son Brian, they starred in The Muppet Christmas Carol. It may have been released by Disney, but it’s wholly a Muppet venture and, to my mind, terrific – indeed, nowadays it seems to be well on the way to being considered a classic yuletide flick. Featuring Michael Caine as Scrooge (who agreed to be involved apparently because all his friends had already worked with the Muppets), it’s full of familiar furry faces, but pulls no punches; it’s a more faithful adaptation of Charles Dickens‘ timeless tale than countless other efforts.
Spurred on by this success, there was real Muppet momentum again in the mid-’90s as Brian Henson and the gang teamed up again to produce Muppets Tonight (1996-98), a sort of updating of The Muppet Show with star guests such as Michelle Pfeiffer and Pierce Brosnan. They then adapted Robert Louis Stevenson’s pirate fable as Muppet Treasure Island (1996) – to even greater financial success than Christmas Carol – and followed this up with Muppets From Space (1999), in which Gonzo’s origins were finally explained (yes, he’s an alien).
Then, in 2004, Disney took the plunge fully and bought the Henson family company (formerly Muppets Inc., now The Jim Henson Company). Unfortunately, having now made this acquisition, for much of the ’00s Disney didn’t really seem to know what to do with its new employees. Small-screen specials, TV movies and straight-to-DVD flicks came and passed, but there was a feeling that the giant studio was somewhat squandering the talent it had at its fingertips in the shape of its Muppet friends. Occasional guest-star appearances on prime-time shows on both sides of the pond suggested they were still greatly loved – not just by older peeps who grew up with them, but by young ‘uns too – thus, there was still undeniably an audience for the Muppets ready, willing and waiting for another big-time project – if The House Of Mouse could find one that fitted.
Indeed, by the end of the decade several Internet-based efforts underlined this fact. Already the web-series Statler And Waldorf: From The Balcony (2005-06) had gone down well with the ‘Net crowd and then an awesome Muppet-ified video of Bohemian Rhapsody (see video clip below) went down a storm, while Muppet pastiches of notorious print ads and film posters made waves across cyberspace.
And now it feels like it’s 1979 all over again (well, it is a time of austerity with a Tory government once more, ahem); no, what I mean is there’s a new Muppet movie out in cinemas everywhere, making millions and pleasing the punters and the critics in equal measure. Is it any good? Well, I can’t answer that question, as I’m yet to see it (and will, as mentioned, review it here when I do), but the word of mouth certainly says it is. Like any and surely every Muppet fan, I’m damn well excited because it’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights, it’s time to meet the Muppets – yet again. But then, it’s hardly as if they’ve really been away. How could they have been? They’re the Muppets; they’re just too darn well legendary.
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Selected Muppetography:
(All made by Muppets Inc./ The Jim Henson Company; those asterisked officially feature Muppets)
TV shows
Sam And Friends (1955-61)*
Sesame Street (1969-present)*
Hey, Cinderella! (1970) (TV special)*
The Frog Prince (1971) (TV special)*
The Muppets Valentine Show (1974) (Pilot for The Muppet Show)*
The Muppet Show: Sex And Violence (1975) (Pilot for The Muppet Show)*
The Muppet Show (1976-81)*
John Denver And The Muppets: A Christmas Together (1979) (TV special)*
Fraggle Rock (1983-87) (later animated)
Rocky Mountain Holiday With John Denver And The Muppets (1983) (TV special)*
Jim Henson’s Muppet Babies (1984-91) (animated)*
The Christmas Toy (1986) (TV special)*
A Muppet Family Christmas (1987) (TV special)*
The Storyteller (1988/90)
The Jim Henson Hour (1989)*
The Muppets At Walt Disney World (1990) (TV special)*
Dinosaurs (1991-94)
Dog City (1992-95) (animated)
Secret Life Of Toys (1994)
Gulliver’s Travels (1996)
Muppets Tonight (1996-98)*
Bear In The Big Blue House (1997-2007)
Farscape (1999-2003)
Films
The Muppet Movie (1979)*
The Great Muppet Caper (1981)*
The Dark Crystal (1982)
The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)*
Sesame Street Presents Follow That Bird (1985)*
Labyrinth (1986)
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)*
Muppet Treasure Island (1996)*
Muppets From Space (1999)*
The Adventures Of Elmo In Grouchland (1999)*
Kermit’s Swamp Years (2002) (Direct-to-video)*
It’s A Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002) (TV film)*
The Muppets’ Wizard Of Oz (2005) (TV film)*
A Muppets Christmas: Letters To Santa (2008) (TV film)*
The Muppets (2011)*
Internet
Statler And Waldorf: From The Balcony (2005-06)*
The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody (2009)*
The Muppets Kitchen With Cat Cora (2010)*
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Sketches (etc.) of Boz: happy 200th birthday, Charles Dickens
What dreams may come: Dickens, aged 49, photographed by George Herbert Watkins in 1861
By a quirk of sheer Dickensian fate, if any day could be chosen for the bicentenary of arguably the world’s – certainly Blighty’s – master storyteller, then surely it should be today. Here, in the south-east of England (including, of course, that city forever and rightly associated with him, London), all is covered in snow. It’s also bitterly cold and the night doubtless will be misty and dark as a black blanket too. In short, it’s a dramatic and rather melancholic winter’s day, and yet what with the snow, very atmospheric and almost wistful. It’s a Dickensian day all right.
Yes, that’s right, chaps, Chuck Dickens is 200 years old – or, at least, he would be if (admittedly bizarrely) he were still alive. And, not least because he’s my favourite novelist (and, to my mind, the best that ever laid pen to paper) and thus an enormous inspiration to me as a budding novelist, methinks it’s only right on such a whimsically flavoured blog as this to mark the occasion and – through extracts scribbled by him, images featuring him and, yes, video clips of scenes based on his works – celebrate his exceptional efforts.
He may have, according to biographer Claire Tomalin, led a private life that ensured his wife suffered in silence, but he also possessed an extraordinary, unsurpassed talent at creating not just great comic and/ or grotesque characters and at weaving into his writing (sometimes satirically, often starkly) the all too urgent need for social reform in his society, that of Victorian Britain. Not everyone dug him (both Virginia Woolf and Henry James disliked his supposed sentimentality and implausibility), but almost everyone else, both in and beyond his lifetime, rate him quite rightly as one of the greatest writers who ever lived.
So, on the event of your 200th, here’s to you, Boz – indeed, let’s all drink to Dickens, shall we, from a cup of the milk of human kindness; it’s the least the great man deserves…
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“Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show” ~ from David Copperfield
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Go west, young man: Dickens, aged 30, by Francis Alexander in 1842, during his first US tour
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“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way – in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.” ~ from A Tale Of Two Cities
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“It is a fair, even-handed, noble adjustment of things, that while there is infection in disease and sorrow, there is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humour” ~ from A Christmas Carol
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Victorian vignette: a group captured by an unknown photographer in 1857 including Dickens (front row, sitting sideways) and his great friend and fellow acclaimed author Wilkie Collins (front row, head leaning forward) (National Portrait Gallery, London)
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“You are part of my existence, part of myself. You have been in every line I have ever read, since I first came here, the rough common boy whose poor heart you wounded even then. You have been in every prospect I have ever seen since – on the river, on the sails of the ships, on the marshes, in the clouds, in the light, in the darkness, in the wind, in the woods, in the sea, in the streets. You have been the embodiment of every graceful fancy that my mind has ever become acquainted with. The stones of which the strongest London buildings are made, are not more real, or more impossible to displace with your hands, than your presence and influence have been to me, there and everywhere, and will be. Estella, to the last hour of my life, you cannot choose but remain part of my character, part of the little good in me, part of the evil.” ~ from Great Expectations
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“She was the most wonderful woman for prowling about the house. How she got from one storey to another was a mystery beyond solution. A lady so decorous in herself, and so highly connected, was not to be suspected of dropping over the banisters or sliding down them, yet her extraordinary facility of locomotion suggested the wild idea.” ~ from Hard Times
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Gone but not forgotten: Dickens surrounded by characters from his works and, below, his chair, empty – compiled by an unknown artist and an unknown photographer and commissioned in 1872 following his death two years previously (National Portrait Gallery, London)
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“No one who can read, ever looks at a book, even unopened on a shelf, like one who cannot” ~ from Our Mutual Friend
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Charles Dickens selected bibliography:
(All are novels – originally published in weekly or monthly serials – unless otherwise stated)
Sketches By Boz (fiction and non-fiction pieces, 1833-36)
The Pickwick Papers (1836-37)
Oliver Twist (1837-39)
Nicholas Nickleby (1838-39)
The Old Curiosity Shop (1840-41)
Barnaby Rudge (1841)
A Christmas Carol (novella, one of the ‘Christmas Books’, 1843)
Martin Chuzzlewit (1843-44)
The Chimes (novella, one of the ‘Christmas Books’, 1844)
The Cricket On The Hearth (novella, one of the ‘Christmas Books’, 1845)
The Battle Of Life (novella, one of the ‘Christmas Books’, 1846)
Dombey And Son (1846-48)
The Haunted Man And The Ghost’s Bargain (novella, one of the ‘Christmas Books’, 1848)
David Copperfield (1849-50)
Bleak House (1852-53)
Hard Times (1854)
Little Dorrit (1855-57)
A Tale Of Two Cities (1859)
Great Expectations (1860-61)
Our Mutual Friend (1864-65)
The Signal-Man (short story, 1866)
The Mystery Of Edwin Drood (unfinished, 1870)
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Further reading:
The ‘Dickens And London’ exhibition at The Museum Of London (until June 10)
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