Tardis Party: Who’s birthday? #4 ~ rare but brilliant pics from Doctor Who (’00s/ ’10s)
The changing man: Tenth Doctor David Tennant handed over the keys to the TARDIS – and eternal televisual fame – to the Eleventh, Matt Smith, at the end of The End Of Time Part Two (2010)
So, peeps, it feels no sooner did we begin than we’ve ended (that’s timey-wimey-ness for you), because, yup, we’ve reached the final regeneration of our pictorial tribute to Doctor Who – celebrating the sci-fi TV giant’s 50th anniversary this year and this very blog’s recent third birthday – with this fourth of four celebratory posts (check out the first three here, here and here).
And, yes, it is – and could only be – the Who of the ’00s and (so far) the ’10s. Affectionately, or not, referred to as ‘NuWho’ by fans, the revived series under the outstanding stewardship of show-runners Russell T Davies and Steven Moffat, while headlined by the brilliant talents of leads Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant and now Matt Smith, has been a huge favourite with the populace, a consistent hit with the critics and a conspicuous cash cow for the Beeb.
Yup, fezzes off to the modern Doctor Who then – bow-ties may not be cool, but its success most certainly has been marvellous. Geronimo…!
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Forty not out? Doctor Who had continued in novels and comics etc since its TV demise, but hopes were high for a TV series resurrection as (from l to r) Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy, Tom Baker and Peter Davision posed for collectable Radio Times covers to celebrate its 40th anniversary in November 2003
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Cartoon caper: that same month, future official villain Richard E Grant lent his voice to a then official (now unofficial) Ninth Doctor in the Internet-only animated adventure Scream Of The Shalka (2003)
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Because we want to: Doctor Who finally returned to screens as a fully-fledged, Saturday evening series in March 2005; run by executive producer/ chief writer Russel T Davies, it starred Christopher Eccleston as The Doctor and – in less a supporting, more a female lead, role – Billie Piper as companion Rose Tyler
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Rose-tinted TARDIS: Eccleston and Piper pose with the new show’s third lead – gloriously unchanged from the ‘Classic series’ (or actually looking better than before), the one, the only TARDIS
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Are you sitting comfortably? Then he’ll begin: Eccleston’s Ninth Doctor was a post-Millennial, almost post-modern Time Lord hero; dressed down, no-nonsense but excitable and unashamedly Northern
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Card sharp? He may have been rubbish at card tricks, but Eccleston proved a dab-hand at bringing The Doctor back to the masses – energetic, accessible, ever-slightly-alien and always engaging
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Welcome aboard: Eccleston and Piper pose in the new TARDIS interior – a sort of steam punk/ organic hybrid; a design that would remain for the next five years of of the Davies-led era
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Two-man girl: after just one season Eccleston left the show (l), but the presence of the highly popular Piper’s space-and-time-travelling chav Rose eased the fast transition to David Tennant’s Tenth Doctor, whom debuted in the show’s first ever proper yuletide special The Christmas Invasion (2005) (r)
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Pajama-rama: Tennant and Piper bonded immediately and became firm friends on- and off-set – good news for the show, indeed, as from The Christmas Invasion onwards their partnership proved dynamite
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Let there be light: Tennant and Piper watch a firework display as they switch on 2005’s Christmas lights in Cardiff – the city of whose BBC’s studios are home of Doctor Who’s interior filming in its modern era
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What Sarah did next: at Christmas 1981, Lis Sladen enjoyed a one-off return as Sarah Jane Smith in the special K-9 And Company (l); 25 years later she was back – and back with K-9 – in Season 2’s story School Reunion (r), whose success led to a spin-off series, The Sarah Jane Adventures (2007-11)
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Catherine the Great: the 2006 Christmas special The Runaway Bride gave The Doctor a new (at first, one-off) companion, the lippy, bolshy, loveable would-be-bride Donna Noble played by Catherine Tate
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Designer digs: Tennant gained his new full-time companion in Season 3’s opener Smith And Jones (2007) in the sexy shape of Freema Agyeman’s Martha Jones, here posing with Tennant in a GQ magazine shoot
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Hark! Is that a Harkness? Agyeman and Tennant goof about (perhaps ineviatbly) with John Barrowman as the ever-returning (often from death) breakout star that was time agent Captain Jack Harkness; so popular did he prove he headlined the adult-oriented spin-off series Torchwood (2006-11)
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Flash Harry: acclaimed Life On Mars (2006-07) actor John Simm camped it up as the Tennant-era resurrection of The Master, here posing as his alter-ego, irresistible British-PM-to-be Harold Saxon
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Blink and you’ll miss her: in her first notable screen role, Carey Mulligan was Sally Sparrow, lead in Season 3’s Doctor-light Blink (2007), which also saw the debut of monsters the Weeping Angels
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Flogging thesps: Tennant and Agyeman at the launch of Season 3’s DVD box-set at HMV’s Oxford Street store; much of the modern show’s success can be measured by its post-broadcast popularity
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Pop goes the Dalek: the modern Who’s guest star coups reached their zenith with the casting of Kylie Minogue as companion Astrid Peth in 2007’s Christmas special Voyage Of The Damned; here the Pop Pixie homages Katy Manning’s unforgettable naughty Dalek photo pose in publicity for her appearance
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Ensemble assembles: the Tennant era gang of companions all came together in the Season 4 two-part-climax Stolen Earth/ Journey’s End (2008); from left to right – Camille Coduri (Jackie Tyler), Barrowman, Agyeman, Piper, Tennant, Noel Clarke (Mickey Smith) and Sladen
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Fur and antlers: Tate – Season 4’s regular companion – in The Planet Of The Ood (2008) and the legendary Bernard Cribbins as her grandfather Wilfred Mott, companion (and a critical regeneration component) in Tennant’s final adventures The End Of Time Part One (2009) and Part Two (2010)
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Desert dessert: after his third season, Tennant only played The Doctor in five further 2008- and ’09-broadcast, feature-length specials, the second of which was Planet Of The Dead (2009) and featured Michelle Ryan as one-off companion Lady Christina De Souza
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Time for Elevenses: the youngest actor ever to be cast in the role, 27-year-old Matt Smith made his full debut as The Eleventh Doctor in the cracking Season 5 opener The Eleventh Hour (2010)
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Moff the boss: with the arrival of Smith, Who also gained new show-runner (executive producer/ chief writer) Steven Moffat, whom had written several previous ‘NuWho’ stories including Blink
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Trio hello: joining Smith’s Doctor as a genuine duo of companions (and thus turning the show into a three-lead-driven series) were Karen Gillan (Amy Pond) and Arthur Darvill (Rory Williams)
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Three’s a crowd? Darvill, Smith and Gillan were a tight gang on-set, lending chemistry to every scene – and the trio’s dynamic was inevitably challenged by Amy and Rory’s nuptials at the end of Season 5
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Taking the plunge(r): surely no actor can claim to have properly played The Doctor until he’s played opposite the Daleks; Smith underwent this baptism of fire in Season 5’s Victory Of The Daleks (2010)
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Little and large: more important to the show than even it had been before, merchandise has been critical to the modern Who’s (wider) success – here Gillan gets to grips with her (and Smith’s) action figure
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Snow moment: Smith and crew filming a scene from the 2010 seasonal special A Christmas Carol
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Abigail’s (Christmas) party: much loved opera-crossover guest star Katherine Jenkins lent A Christmas Carol beauty and class – as well as a truly exquisite tune in the shape of Abigail’s Song
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Flying the flag: a sign of the modern show’s success at making Doctor Who an ever bigger institution was the (surely costly) decision to up-sticks from Wales and film Season 6’s two-part opener The Impossible Astronaut/ Day Of The Moon (2011) in the United States’ Utah desert, much to Gillan’s delight, it seems
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A River runs through it: an icon of ‘NuWho’, Alex Kingston’s River Song was introduced by Moffat in his Tennant-era two-parter Silence In The Library/ Forest Of The Dead (2008) and has featured prominently – often to delightedly head-scratching effect – in the Smith-era Moffat-penned episodes
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Lizzard lovin’: an instant hit with fans in Season 6’s A Good Man Goes To War (2011), Silurian/ human Victorian-era detective duo Madame Vastra (Neve McIntosh) and Jenny Flint (Catrin Stewart) next appeared in 2012’s Christmas special The Snowmen and will be seen again in Season 7’s second half
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Central perk: Smith and Gillan in Central Park filming Season 7’s The Angels Take Manhattan (2012)
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Trio cheerio: The Angels Of Manhattan marked the tear-inducing departure from the show of Gillan and Darvill’s ‘The Ponds’, leaving the TARDIS door open for a new companion to walk through…
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New girl: Jenna-Louise Coleman made her earlier-than-expected debut as Smith’s new, enigmatic to say the least companion Clara (Oswin) Oswald in Season 7 opener Asylum Of The Daleks (2012)
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New look: The Doctor shows off the new, pleasingly retro interior of the TARDIS to new companion Clara in 2012’s Christmas special The Snowmen – expect to see more of it and her very soon…
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Doctor Who returns in The Bells Of Saint John on Saturday March 30 at 6.15pm on BBC1 (in the UK and Northern Ireland), later that day on BBC America in the US and on Space in Canada and at 7.30pm on Sunday March 31 on ABC1 in Australia
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Tardis Party: Who’s birthday? #3 ~ rare but brilliant pics from Doctor Who (’80s/ ’90s)
Supersonic celery: Peter Davison’s Fifth Doctor (1981-84) came face to face with one of the ’80s’ greatest icons Concorde in the serial Time-Flight (1984), in which the aircfraft travelled back to prehistory
To be fair, the 1980s was a decade of dubious taste. Big hair; even bigger trousers; skin-tight footballers’ shorts; even skin-tighter womens’ leggings; oh, and Colin Baker’s ludicrously multi-coloured outfit as The Sixth Doctor. Indeed, talking of the latter, The Who Doctor had quite the decade in the ’80s.
While there were the highs of the one of the greatest serials in the show’s history, the breathless The Caves Of Androzani (1984), and the 20th-anniversary-celebrating hokum of The Five Doctors (1983), there were also the lows of the daft-Sylvester McCoy introducing Time And The Rani (1987), the dreadful Colin Baker-introducing The Twin Dilemma (1984) and, of course, the catastrophe of the show’s cancellation altogether.
But then came the ’90s and, surprisingly and controversially, Who was back – yes, back in the fine guise of Paul McGann. But in a TV movie. Hmmm. The ’80s and the ’90s then… Doctor Who‘s lost and found years? Maybe. What’s for sure, though, is this third of four George’s-Journal-third-birthday- and Doctor Who-golden-anniversary-celebrating posts (see the first two here and here) is a doozy, all right. Well, I think it is, at least…
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Howzat? Doctor Who opened the door on a new era as All Creatures Great And Small (1978-90) actor Peter Davison stepped into Tom Baker’s not insignificant shoes dressed in cricket-esque togs
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The ’80s new man: a deliberate step away from the Baker years, the young, blond Davison offered a softer, maybe less sure but just as resilient and heroic version of everyone’s favourite Time Lord
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Definite article: a Radio Times feature on Davison as the new Doctor from January 1982
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The power of three: Davison poses with two of his three main companions, Sarah Sutton (Nyssa) and Janet Fielding (Tegan) and the latter pair with third companion Adric (Matthew Waterhouse)
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The Mouth with the scarf: Fielding wrapped in previous Doctor Tom Baker’s second scarf
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Billy’s missus: it’s not fit for the Nine O’Clock News but quite the day for Davison surely, as he poses rather randomly for a publicity shot with comedy actress Mrs Billy Connelly, Pamela Stephenson
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Southbank sandwich: Fielding helps Davison free from the clutches of two Daleks at Tower Bridge
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Goatee devotee: here catching up on Whoniverse gossip in Doctor Who Monthly magazine, Anthony Ainley filled Roger Delagdo’s shoes as The Master for eight years between 1981 and ’89
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The famous five? In fact, just two former Docs – Patrick Troughton and Jon Pertwee – joined Davison for 20th anniversary-celebrating story The Five Doctors (1983); William Hartnell had by then died, so the hero’s first incarnation was played by Richard Hurndall and Tom Baker decided not to appear, forcing a Madame Tussauds’ likeness to be used for publicity shots and the others to goof around
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The name’s Bryant, Nicola Bryant: as Peri Brown, Nicola Bryant had only a brief time with Davison’s Doc, but was companion for his all-time classic swansong serial The Caves Of Androzani (1984)
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Children’s (half-)hour: Davison – with host Sarah Greene – and Colin Baker on BBC kids’ show Blue Peter
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Hats off to ’em? It was all smiles for Bryant and Colin Baker as he became the Sixth Doctor in 1984, but troubled waters lay ahead for both him and the show over the next two years
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Look who’s back: Baker welcomes back Patrick Troughton for the serial The Two Doctors (1985)
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A Baker’s double: puppets of Tom and Colin Baker in their guises as The Doctor from an ’80s magazine
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Feeling blue? Baker (with Bryant) sports a rather fetching blue mourning cloak over his garish usual costume in Revelation Of The Daleks (1986) – a sartorial touch dreamt up by the serial’s writer in order to cover up his colourful togs, which the scribe deemed unsuitable for TV drama. For his part, Baker had wanted to wear an all-black costume (at least at first) to reflect his Doctor ‘s darkness, but got lumbered with a costume he described as ‘like an explosion in a rainbow factory’
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Unfurled curls: new companion Bonnie Langford (Mel Bush) posing with an even more curly-than-usual Baker, pretending she intends to cut off his beard, which he’s presumably sporting for another role
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She’s a scream: Bonnie Langford’s Mel doing what she did best – scream like a little girl
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Never cross a woman permed: a be-wigged Kate O’Mara (as The Rani) dresses as Langord’s Mel for newly cast Doctor Sylvester McCoy’s first serial of the show, Time And The Rani (1987)
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Steel feel: McCoy and Sophie Aldred (companion Ace) on location with Cybermen at the wasteland site on which The O2 (The Millennium Dome) would eventually be built in London’s Greenwich for the long-running show’s silver anniversary-celebrating serial Silver Nemesis (1988)
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Modern girl: Sophie Aldred poing as Ace, the ‘Classic’ series’ final companion; a tearaway ’80s youth
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Tunnel vision: McCoy’s attempts to take the character and the show in a darker, less infantile direction were eventually thwarted by its expected cancellation – after 26 years and seasons – in 1989
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John the Don: almost as exuberant a character as The Doc, producer John Nathan-Turner guided Doctor Who (often controversially) through its choppy ’80s waters – here with his three show leads
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Old friends: 1970s Doctor Who alumni Katy Manning (Jo Grant), Nicholas Courtney (Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart) and Jon Pertwee (The Third Doctor) meet up at a 1980s event
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An ad man’s dream? Jon Pertwee, Peter Davison and Tom Baker appeared in commercials for the Volkswagen Golf Estate car in the ’90s. The tagline? ‘Bigger on the inside’. But of course.
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Hello, goodbye: seven years after its demise, Doctor Who was back as an Anglo-American-Canadian TV movie in which McCoy handed over the TARDIS key to the Eighth Doctor, Paul McGann
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Millennium bug-bear: set in 1999, the TV movie saw McGann team up with Daphne Ashbrook (Dr Grace Holloway) against his old Time Lord foe The Master in the human form of Julia Roberts’ brother Eric
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Bad hair days? McGann turned up to filming with a crewcut (l), felling it a radical, interesting departure for the role; the TV movie’s makers didn’t agree, insisting he wear a long wig (r) – ironically, a decade later Christopher Eccleston’s Ninth Doctor sported pretty much the look McGann had envisaged
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Pudsey’s pals: (clockwise from top l) Peter Davison, Sylvester McCoy, the Bakers Colin and Tom and Jon Pertwee resurrected all their Docs in a Children In Need 1993 Night special to mark Doctor Who’s 30th anniversary, in which their TARDISes rather bizarrely interracted with the cast of EastEnders
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Parody players: a more satisfying, if spoofy charity-driven (non-canonical) special came in 1999 for Comic Relief, in which Rowan Atkinson’s Doctor faces Jonathan Pryce’s Master and undergoes regeneration-after-regeneration, transforming into Richard E Grant, Jim Broadbent, Hugh Grant and finally Joanna Lumley. Fittingly, the special was written by future show-runner Steven Moffat.
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Boho hero: arguably the ultimate Doctor, Tom Baker portrayed the legendary Gallifreyan adventurer for seven years and seasons (1974-81), here posing with Daleks outside the iconic BBC Television Centre
For many, Blighty in the ’70s was a decade, well, to forget. Three-day-weeks, streets-strewn-with-rubbish-causing strikes, crap jalopies, and, of course, the rise of Margaret Thatcher ‘Milk Snatcher’. At the same time, though, during those 10 years Brit telly might be said to have hit its stride – Parkinson and Top Of The Pops in their pomp, Morecambe and Wise and Brucie/ Larry Grayson’s Generation Game uniting a divided nation and The World’s Greatest Sci-fi TV Show™ glorying in a golden age.
Yes, thanks to a combination of ever improving writing and plotting, unforgettable monsters, legendary leads Jon Pertwee and Tom Baker and colour TV, Doctor Who‘s popularity soared in this era – beyond Britain itself, in fact. The ’60s Who may have given rise to ‘Dalekmania’, but in the ’70s Baker with his multi-coloured scarf enveloped fans from around the world in his time- and space-travelling bosom.
So, here it is then, the second of four pictorial-tribute posts marking George’s Journal‘s third birthday and this year’s 50th anniversary of Doctor Who. Rev up the TARDIS, peeps, because here we go…
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The eyes have it: Jon Pertwee became The Third Doctor in 1970, making his dandyish bow in Auton-introducing serial Spearhead From Space (1970), the show’s very first story to broadcast in colour
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Getting hairy: Pertwee checks out Who’s listing in the Radio Times as a Yeti looks set to act as his barber
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Arousing trousers: an out-of-costume, yet nonetheless colourfully tailored Jon Pertwee rehearses a scene with Caroline John (companion Liz Shaw in his first season) from her final serial Inferno (1970)
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Preen(ed) wolf? A victim is inexplicably transformed into a werewolf-like monster in Inferno (1970)
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Bessie bezzies: classic companion actress Katy Manning (Jo Grant) poses with Jon Pertwee on board The Third Doctor’s favourite mode of Earth-bound transport, his beloved vintage car Bessie
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All smiles: to this day, rumours persist that Katy Manning and Jon Pertwee enjoyed an affair during their starring stint together on the show – just what would the upstanding Third Doctor made of that, eh?
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Lunch bunch: Pertwee, Manning and ‘UNIT Family’-member John Levene (Benton) lunch in Bessie
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Three’s company: Roger Delagado (the original Master), Katy Manning, Jon Pertwee and Nicholas Courtney (Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart) pose in front of the TARDIS and, er, a camper van
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Three’s company #2: the awesome foursome in Bessie for another publicity pose
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Perfect negative: the best ever Doctor-Master combo – the very first, Roger Delgado and The Pertwee
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Honey, I’ll shrink the kids: Roger Delgado posing as The Master with his devilish miniaturiser
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Move over, Dalek: The Doc’s in a pickle as he’s surrounded by the ole pepperpot menaces in Death To The Daleks (1970) – sartorially-speaking, he does look super, though, let’s be honest
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Trio of heroes: the first three Doctors (Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee and William Hartnell) posing together in a publicity shot for the 10th anniversary-celebrating serial The Three Doctors (1973)
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Trio of heroes #2: Troughton, Pertwee and Hartnell get chummy in another Three Doctors publicity shot
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Hover lover: gadget enthusiast extraordinaire Jon Pertwee was in his element when able to get behind the wheel of something that moved fast – this one did on water, a hovercraft in The Sea Devils (1972)
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Village people: Jon Petwee and Katy Manning pose with local children and a baby from the village of Albdbourne in Wiltshire during a break in filming of The Dæmons (1971)
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Monster mash: a cracking confrontation of The Third Doctor, a Dalek, a Cyberman and a Sea Devil
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He’s got wheels: Courtney with Bessie and companion actresses John (l) and Elisabeth Sladen (r)
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Judo chop? Far from getting the chop, Pertwee left the series in The Planet Of The Spiders (1973), as he missed the cast that had left before him – Tom Baker debuted as The Fourth Doctor in Robot (1973)
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Super duo: surely the best loved Doctor-companion pairing, Baker’s Doctor and Elisabeth Sladen‘s Sarah-Jane Smith, got his Who era off to a cracking start and lasted for two-and-a-half seasons
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Salad days on the sands: Baker and Sladen goof around for the camera in sepia-tinted glory as the former ‘directs’ the latter (left) and the pair go for a spin on a motorbike (right)
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Tom, Liz and Harry: Baker and Sladen play around on Bessie with fellow companion actor (from Baker’s opening two seasons) Ian Marter, who played UNIT physician Harry Sullivan
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Advent adventure: Baker, Sladen and Marter switch on Blackpool’s Christmas lights in 1975
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Gripping, the Nation: Baker poses with Daleks creator Terry Nation for a publicity photo for the latter’s cast-iron classic serial Genesis Of The Daleks (1975), which tells how the ultimate TV villains came to be
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Origin story: Michael Wisher as Davros, the Daleks’ (fictional) creator, in Genesis Of The Daleks
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Hitting the spot? Baker’s interpretation of The Doctor, in a marvellous marriage with producer Philip Hinchcliffe and script editor Robert Holmes’ sometimes horror-inspired, other times rollicking adventure-driven, but always well written and engaging serials, certainly did with the public
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Out and about: so popular was Baker’s take on the character, he always drew a crowd when he made public appearances (especially if sporting his Doctor togs) – here he ‘pulls’ some nurses at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital (left) and meets locals in Boston, Lincolnshire (right)
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Mirror images: after Lis Sladen left the show, Baker was joined by future EastEnder Louise Jameson as new companion Leela in the computer-gone-haywire-featuring serial The Face Of Evil (1977)
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She: a leather-clad savage from humanity’s far future, Leela’s relationship with The Doctor was inspired by that of Pygmalion/ My Fair Lady’s Henry Higgins and Eliza Doolittle; her costume was anything but
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One man, a woman and their dog: in the serial The Invisible Enemy (1977), Baker and Jameson were joined by the show’s ‘cuddliest’ companion, the incredibly intelligent, armed-to-the-teeth robot dog K-9
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The Tamm and the ham: come Season 16, Baker gained yet another new companion, Mary Tamm’s Romanadvoratrelundar – Romana for short – a Time Lady from The Doctor’s own planet
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Dubious blue: every one of Season 16’s episodes were connected by a ‘story arc’ – The Doctor and Romana searching for ‘The Key to Time’ – fortunately, their actual TARDIS had a back to it
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Postcards from Paris: Mary Tamm only lasted a season, but Romana lived on; played in Season 17 (and thereafter) by Lalla Ward, including in the Paris-set, Douglas Adams-written serial City Of Death (1979)
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The Time Lord and his Lady: Baker and Ward became close colleagues, indeed – they fell in love and wed in December 1980. The marriage didn’t last, though; having drifted apart, they divorced 16 months later
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Intrepid explorer: Baker (and wonder scarf) pose before another wonder of the world, a Giza pyramid
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Stop! In the name of Mov-ellon: Baker and Ward stage a rather brilliant photo with an actress in alien Movellon dress from the Season 17 serial Destiny Of The Daleks (1979)
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Dreamscape: a mise-en-scène from an episode of the Season 17 serial Nightmare Of Eden (1979)
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Monsters vs alien: fans’ favourite The Second Doctor (Patrick Troughton) seemingly in a moment of truce with iconic villains from the 1960s era of Doctor Who, including a Dalek, a Cyberman and a Yeti
Ah, yes, dear readers, cast your minds back to March 16 2010 and you might well recall coming across this article on the Internets – the very first post offered by this very blog. And cast your mind back to 1963 (few of you out there will be capable of doing this, I appreciate, but stick with me here) and you might well recall that in that year (to be precise late November, but still) debuted a wee, little family-oriented, children-friendly, Saturday-early-evening fantasy drama on the Beeb, namely Doctor Who.
That’s right then, respectively today and this year mark the third birthday of George’s Journal and the golden anniversary of the greatest sci-fi show on telly. What better way then, may I propose, to mark this day than by offering up a post that’s the first of four pictorial-based tributes to The Who Doctor? What better way, indeed. Especially when the three further similar posts to come will come over the next three days.
Up first, though, let’s take a trip down memory lane – through time and space, of course – and revisit The Doctor’s televisual adventures of the 1960s. Cue the Radiophonic Workshop…
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Irascible old rascal: the first Doctor, the centuries-old time and space-traveller from the planet of Gallifrey, was played by William Hartnell and debuted in the serial/ story An Unearthly Child (1963)
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The Radio Times a-changin’: a preview of the show and the first episode’s – An Unearthly Child – original listing in Radio Times magazine for its BBC1 broadcast at 5.15pm on November 23 1963
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The gang of four: The Doctor and his original trio of companions, William Russell (Ian Chesterton), Carole Ann Ford (his grand-daughter Susan Foreman) and Jacqueline Hill (Barbara Wright)
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Man with the plan: TV giant Sydney Newman is generally regarded as ‘creator’ of Doctor Who
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Verity and a veritable beauty: the show’s original producer Verity Lambert with Carole Ann Ford
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Exterior…: Ian and Barbara spy on The Doctor as he enters a blue police telephone box, little knowing it’s actually the Time And Relative Dimension In Space (TARDIS) machine, in An Unearthly Child (1963)
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… Interior…: the inside of the TARDIS as first seen by Ian and Barbara – and us – in An Unearthly Child
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… Pre-hysteria: filming the studio-set environment in An Unearthly Child that faces The Doctor’s new companions the first time they step out of the TARDIS – Earth’s Stone Age
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Toy story: Hartnell and co. clown about in a promo shot from The Celestial Toymaker (1966)
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Aztec idol: Hill in The Aztecs (1964), the serial in which Barbara‘s mistaken for a reincarnated high priest
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Ace chase: Hartnell, Hill and company in the roller-coaster adventure of a serial that’s The Chase (1965) – silly it may’ve been, but it did feature the departure of the original companion pair Ian and Barbara
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Stick ’em up! Hartnell’s Doctor bumps into Wyatt Earp in The Gunfighters (1966)
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Getting carried away: Jackie Lane as short-lived companion Dodo Chaplet getting literally swept off her feet by a Monoid in the serial The Ark (1966) – not really against her wishes, to be fair
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TARDIS trio: Hartnell with penultimate companions Maureen O’Brien (Vicki) and legendary Blue Peter presenter-to-be Peter Purves (Steven Taylor), whom appeared in Seasons 2 and 3 (1965-66)
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Eye-stalker: a Dalek comes stalk-to-lens with a strangely rather similar looking BBC camera
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Keep your enemies close: a (probably retired) William Hartnell studies with some amusement a quartet of Daleks – either he’s grown to a giant or he’s miniaturised them, it seems…
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Hat-tricks: a couple of classic chapeaux worn by Patrick Troughton’s Second Doctor, whom made his full debut – recorder in tow – in the fourth season’s third serial The Power Of The Daleks (1966)
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Through the triangle window: Troughton and his first companions Michael Craze (Ben Jackson) and Anneke Wills (Polly) encounter his fast-becoming greatest foe in The Power Of The Daleks
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Pebble dash: Craze and Wills in a publicity photo pursued by the unmistakeable Cybermen
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Hairy escape: the Second Doctor’s second companion pair Frazer Hines’ Jamie McCrimmon and Deborah Watling’s Victoria Waterfield flee a Yeti in a promo shot for The Abominable Snowmen (1967)
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Cagouls and cuppas: Watling and Troughton taking a break while filming The Abominable Snowmen
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Combing the script? Troughton between takes with a Yeti on location for The Abominable Snowmen
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Brolly folly: Troughton flanked by two beheaded Yeti actors on location for The Abominable Snowmen
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The coach and his young charges: Hines, Troughton and Watling chatting on a cast and crew coach
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Miss Tardis 1966: Doctor Who’s high popularity quickly gave rise to the popularity of Daleks in the mid-’60s – a phenomenon coined ‘Dalekmania – as shown by this dolly bird-in-a-bikini-toting photo
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Jamie and his magic scorch-er: Hines and latest companion, the purple jumpsuited Wendy Padbury (Zoe Herriott), are sucked out of reality with The Doctor in The Mind Robber (1967)
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Console trouble: Padbury and Hines cling to the TARDIS console for dear life in The Mind Robber
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Fant-ass-tic effect: more Zoe-on-the-console-action from The Mind Robber
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An awfully big-screen adventure (or two): Peter Cushing in publicity shots for the cinematically released Daleks – Invasion Earth: 2150 AD (1966) (left) and, with Roy Castle (Ian), Jennie Linden (Barbara) and Roberta Tovey (Susan), for its far more popular predecessor Dr Who And The Daleks (1965) (right)
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Dalek delirium: a mid-’60s must-have for ankle-biters – an officially licensed wind-up Dalek
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Flame thrower: Daleks first gained this serious hardware in the serial The Daleks’ Master Plan (1965)
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Do you stop at Skaro? in this marvellous mid-’60s publicity shot, the bus conductor and punters look like they’ve waited their entire lives to see a real, live Dalek – and then two have come along at once…
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Cockney octogenarian: happy 80th birthday, Michael Caine
Specs appeal: the man who made wearing glasses cool, Michael Caine was a unique star from the start – and has maintained his stratospheric status thanks to natural talent and charisma for nearly 50 years
Cary Grant. Laurence Olivier. Sean Connery. Richard Burton. David Niven. There are some outstanding candidates for the greatest ever British movie star. My vote, though, goes to the one, the only Michael Caine. The one and the only man who can claim to have played the Hollywood game and come out on top for very nearly 50 years. Over that entire half-century, he’s made a constant stream of flicks both here and in the States (some good; some very good; some mediocre; and some godawful – Jaws The Revenge, anyone?). And, like all great movie stars, whatever he’s done, he’s seemed to come up smelling of roses. Because he’s a much-loved legend. An undisputed icon. A global phenomenon. And today, indeed, is the first of his ninth decade on this fair Earth
Yes, 80 years ago today, Maurice Micklewhite (to use the marvellous moniker with which he was originally bestowed) was born. He grew up in the Elephant & Castle district of South London (something of a school of hard knocks), had a spell in the British Army, decided to become an actor, lived with film composer extraordinaire John Barry and knocked about Swinging London with fellow Sixties heart-throb Terence Stamp (before they were both famous). Then, after a supersonic hat-trick of hits (1964’s Zulu, 1965’s The Ipcress File and 1966’s Alfie), he verily became the star Roger Moore told him he’d become (when he and Terence Stamp bumped into the latter before they were both famous, but he was).
Not long later, he was watching the gogglebox and declared he’d marry a gorgeous dancer on a show he was viewing, only actually to do so (he’s been blissfully wed to Shakira Caine for 40 years now). Along the way he’s also accumulated two Oscars for Best Supporting Actor (for 1986’s Hannah And Her Sisters and 1999’s The Cider House Rules), picked up a BAFTA for Best Actor (for 1983’s Educating Rita) and received three further Oscar noms and five further BAFTA noms. Moreover, he’s run several restaurants in his time, given rise to millions of impressions and had a hit single by ska-cum-pop giants Madness named after him (for which he also supplied his voice). More of that at the foot of this post, though.
It is then – and could only be – Sir Michael The Caine. And, in honour of the great man’s 80th, here’s George Journal‘s top 10 (in reverse order, naturally) of his greatest screen moments; or, at least, the 10 greatest that are available to see on youtube. Because for him, it’s a full-time job, all right…
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10. “Dr Emil Schaffhausen the Third!” ~
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)
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9. “Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands” ~
Hannah And Her Sisters (1986)
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8. “When did everything change?” ~ The Quiet American (2002)
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7. “You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!” ~
The Italian Job (1969)
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6. “Hats on! Hats off!” ~ The Man Who Would Be King (1975)
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5. Making breakfast ~ The Ipcress File (1965)
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4. “P*ss-holes in the snow” ~ Get Carter (1971)
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3. “What’s it all about? Know what I mean?” ~ Alfie (1966)
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2. “Hang on a minute, lads; I’ve got a great idea…” ~
The Italian Job (1969)
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1. “I’ve done a fine job on you, haven’t I?” ~ Educating Rita (1983)
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Oh, and as promised, here’s that moment of ’80s Michael-Caine-musical-mastery courtesy of Madness. The Cainester only agreed to appear on the song at the behest of his daughter – not a lot of people know that. Yes, that’ll do now, methinks…
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Further reading:
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Second best? The 20 greatest UK #2 singles ~ Side B
Guitar man: Elvis rarely put a foot wrong when it came to churning out chart hits, yet two of them made it no higher than #2 over here – what were they and just what beat them…?
So, following a week’s interval after the sampling and digesting of ‘Side A’ of this special two-part pop/rock post, it’s time to flip over the record and take in ‘Side B’. Oh yes.
Because, peeps, here they verily are – the top 10 greatest #2’s in UK chart history. The best dectet of singles that almost made it all the way to chart supremacy, only – usually unjustly – to miss out on top spot by the merest of whiskers. And, in most cases, the reason why this happened is intriguing, surprising, amusing and in some cases downright bizarre. What all 10 of the singles have in common, though, is they’re brilliant – they’d all be #1’s in my record collection. Would they be in yours…?
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CLICK on the song titles to hear them…
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10. Everybody Wants To Rule The World ~ Tears For Fears
Date reached #2: April 20 1985 (2 weeks)
Kept off the top by: We Are The World ~ USA For Africa
The chanson: The Tearsters’ absolutely infectious shuffle beat-driven tune that happily and oh-so melodically bounces through the ear and into one’s bonce – so much so that by just 1994, it had achieved at least two million US radio plays.
The cachet: With its hours-of-studio-honed synth work, this utterly cracking song is inescapably ’80s in every way. Like Spandau Ballet’s Gold (featured in this post’s ‘Side A’ companion piece), its ’80s luscious pop-ness springs to mind sunshiny days on speedboats and expensive nights out in garish wine bars, yet a listen to (and a consideration of) its – admittedly – ambiguous lyrics’ll suggest a cynical take on the status quo; it’s, in fact, a critique of humanity’s appetite for power and the war-mongery that comes with it. Either way, Everybody was lapped up by both the public (it hit top spot in the US, if not quite over here) and the critics (it won its year’s Brit Award for Best Single and was nominated for the Mercury Music Prize; in a typical fit of immodesty, its primary songwriter Roland Orzabal opined it should have won that prize over the victor, Paul Hardcastle’s 19, because few of the latter’s lyrics were actually original).
The challenger: The get-out clause for We Are The World languishing in the #1 spot ahead of the greatness that is Everybody is the fact, of course, it raised a hell of a lot of dosh for a damn good cause. The charge against it, though, is it’s undiluted saccharine pop pap. Inspired by Band Aid’s Do They Know It’s Christmas? released just six months earlier, the Harry Belafonte-driven USA For Africa project and this single it spawned is similarly naff, for sure, but being its as American as apple pie it lacks the likeable, very knowing naffness of Band Aid. Plus, Do They Know It’s Christmas? is actually an enduring tune. Still, it did make $11m – and the wider project around $45m – which ain’t to be sniffed at.
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9. In The Ghetto ~ Elvis Presley
Date reached #2: July 5 1969 (3 weeks)
Kept off the top by: Something In The Air ~ Thunderclap Newman
The chanson: The Pelvis’s urban narrative with a conscience, a slow-burner of a classic dripping with atmosphere and meaning.
The cachet: This was the first Top 10 hit in his homeland for three years for Elvis (making it to #3) and went one better here; and rightly so. A departure for the undisputed King of Rock and Roll for sure, it’s a stripped-back, langurous, disciplined but dilligent ditty that owes all its effect and success to its lyrical power and the power of its singer’s delivery. About the generational poverty trap in which too many find themselves in modern towns and cities (specifically Chicago), it’s a tune Elvis wasn’t keen on recording at first owing to its social message, but sadly still resonates all too well throughout the world of today.
The challenger: One of Elvis’s most unique, most enduring and thus most important hits In The Ghetto may have been, but in retrospect it’s pretty obvious it was never going to get past the awesomely monikered Thunderclap Newman’s one-hit-wonder-and-a-half Something In The Air. An epic ‘flower-power’-can-change-the-world effort that’s driven by genius chord changes and performed by a group The Who’s Pete Townshend assembled around the latter band’s roadie John ‘Speedy’ Keen (whom wrote the song), it became – and has remained – something of a phenomenon with the public at large, featuring in everything from the movie du jour Easy Rider (1969) to those irritating Noughties Talk Talk mobile phone network TV ads.
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8. My Generation ~ The Who
Date reached #2: November 27 1965 (2 weeks)
Kept off the top by: The Carnival Is Over ~ The Seekers
The chanson: The Mod-tastic testament of youthful rebellion, whose sentiments and toe-tapping brilliance has far exceeded the era in which it was created and at first seemed to define.
The cachet: Such a classic of mid-’60s youth culture it maybe could be described as the anthem of the Mod movement, My Generation is surely The Who’s signature tune and, as noted above, the song that best summises rebel youth of every generation. And that’s frankly because it’s so terrific. Employing an irresistible hard, driving bass line (à la The Kinks’ All Day And All Of The Night of the year before), a genius R&B-inspired call-and-respond lyrical style and an exploding chorus prefixed by Roger Daltrey’s serendipitous stuttering (‘fffff-fade away’), this is a rock standard that’s always been impossible to resist, whether consumed back in the day, during the late ’70s/ early ’80s Mod revival or in every other TV trail and/ or ad of today.
The challenger: How the hell did My Generation not get to #1? Because The Seekers’ The Carnival Is Over did instead. No, I can’t fathom how that happened either. But it did. In this travesty-of-pop-history’s defence, mind, the top comment on its youtube link as I compose this very sentence comes from one marcel911, whom writes: “Why only 600,000 or so views [for The Carnival Is Over]? Gangnam Style has millions. Just shows what crap people will listen to these days.” You can’t argue with that, at least.
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7. Magical Mystery Tour (EP) ~ The Beatles
Date reached #2: January 6 1968 (2 weeks)
Kept off the top by: Hello, Goodbye ~ The Beatles
The chanson: The double-disc ‘single’ that featured six of the songs written for the Magical Mystery Tour movie (1967).
The cachet: A sort of shortened version of the Magical Mystery Tour album (1967), itself an accompaniment to the film first shown on the Beeb on Boxing Day that year which left the nation shrugging, the EP boasted half a dozen real doozies: the classic title tune itself; the music-hall inspired Your Mother Should Know; the iconic psychedelia of I Am The Walrus; the wistful The Fool On The Hill; the playful instrumental Flying and the druggy mantra of Blue Jay Way. If anyone unleashed the likes of this on the single charts today it’d surely cause an utter sensation.
The challenger: Despite the last statement, the Magical Mystery Tour EP didn’t, of course, reach the summit of charts. What did? That’d be another song from the Magical Mystery Tour film then. Yes, really. Utterly uniquely, Macca’s chipper, chorus-dominated and unforgettable Hello, Goodbye not only kept off top spot these six other tunes from the same source, but was also there for six weeks, ensuring it was 1967’s Christmas #1. Not that John Lennon was impressed, mind, his I Am The Walrus was its ‘B-Side’, which understandably he much preferred. To be fair, posterity probably has too, but hey.
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6. Suspicious Minds ~ Elvis Presley
Date reached #2: January 17 1970 (1 week)
Kept off the top by: Two Little Boys ~ Rolf Harris
The chanson: The tune that makes The King, er, The King? You better believe it, kids.
The cachet: There’s a theory that goes if you don’t like Suspicious Minds you’re not a human being. Well, all right, it’s not a theory; I’ve just just made it up. But it should be one because it holds water, don’t doubt it. I’m not saying Suspicious Minds is the greatest song Elvis ever recorded (I’m nothing like a Presley aficionado, so wouldn’t dream of going there), but it has to be surely his most accessible, coolest and most enjoyed effort of all-time. A swaggering, sweltering belter of a classic, it was effectively the song that marked his late ’60s/ into the ’70s jumpsuit-fuelled comeback following the Vegas-set televised ’68 Comeback Special (1968). It was his 17th and last #1 in the States, but ridiculously failed to scale the summit of the charts over here. Despite all its arm-pumping awesomeness.
The challenger: We’re an eccentric lot us Brits. Only we could look Suspicious Minds full in the face and then plump instead for an Australian cartoonist-cum-veterinary-reality-TV-presenter’s recording of an obscure Antipodean folk song – and make it ’69’s Christmas #1 in the process. Fair dues, Two Little Boys is a decent ditty with, in its quaint way, a rather affecting ‘message’, but six whole weeks at the top of the charts? Talk about a ’60s hangover.
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5. Vienna ~ Ultravox
Date reached #2: February 14 1981 (4 weeks)
Kept off the top by: Woman ~ John Lennon/ Shaddap You Face ~ The Joe Dolce Orchestra
The chanson: ‘A man in the dark in a picture frame/ So mystic and soulful…’ Yes, it is – and could only be – the glorious marriage of New Wave synthy, lyrical b*llocks with epic pop brilliance and gloriousness that is the early ’80s masterpiece Vienna.
The cachet: Pompous and overblown with its grand piano and viola and somewhat inspired by the classic Vienna-set Brit flick The Third Man (1949), Ultravox’s Vienna is four minutes and 40 seconds of studio-honed musical mastery from the man who would later (for what it’s worth) mastermind Do They Know It’s Christmas?, the magisterially monickered Scot Midge Ure. Rightly, it scooped the Brit Award for Best Single of its year, became somewhat immortalised in the ’80s-set time travel drama Ashes To Ashes (2008-10) and was the UK’s fifth biggest selling song of 1981. But it did get to #1? Did it eccers like.
The challengers: Among connoisseurs of UK #2’s (don’t worry, there aren’t many), Vienna is legendary for being kept off the top spot for four successive weeks. A rather amazing occurrence when you think about it, given it took two separate singles to prevent it from getting to the summit. First up was an extremely worthy opponent, the recently, tragically deceased John Lennon’s warm, marvellous ballad Woman, but second – inexplicably for three of those four weeks – was Joe Dolce’s crap novelty effort Shaddap You Face. We Brits are not only eccentric; we also have a hell of a sense of humour. A very bad one at times.
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4. Waterloo Sunset ~ The Kinks
Date reached #2: May 27 1967 (2 weeks)
Kept off the top by: Silence Is Golden ~ The Tremeloes
The chanson: The utterly iconic ode to The Big Smoke from Ray Davies’s Norf London Mods-turned-English myth-makers The Kinks.
The cachet: One of The Kinks’ best recalled and best loved efforts with its unforgettable tumbling bass riff, Waterloo Sunset was conspicuously inspired by band vocalist, songwriter and unequivocal leader Davies’s cherished moments spent standing on Waterloo Bridge taking in the impressive and clearly highly inspiring view. A love song about a man and the city he adores then, it’s maybe Swinging London’s quintessential ballad. Sha-la-lah!
The challenger: Originally the B-Side of a hit for Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons, Silence Is Golden ironically proves the opposite is true. For, thanks to Rick West’s frequently soaring falsetto, The Tremeloes turned a mild, sweet ditty into a three-week chart-topper over here and a #11 hit in the US. Considered a classic of its era, it’s a worthy chart champion, but for me Waterloo Sunset hitting top spot in its place would have made for a redder sky at night.
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3. Let It Be ~ The Beatles
Date reached #2: March 14 1970 (1 week)
Kept off the top by: Wan’drin Star ~ Lee Marvin
The chanson: The Fabs’ penultimate single and (variously) considered one of their greatest, Let It Be is Paul McCartney’s sprawling, epic ballad and the corner-piece of ‘Side A’ of the album with which it shares its name (1970).
The cachet: Instantly recognisable as soon as those piano chords open proceedings, this soaring all-Macca masterclass in song composition and delivery may have been poked at by John Lennon for its sanctimoniousness (‘Mother Mary comes to me/ Whispering words of wisdom/ Let it be’), but it most definitely found an audience with the punters at large and the majority of critics, hitting #1 in the US, Australia, Italy, Norway and Switzerland and placing 20th on Rolling Stone magazine’s 2004 list of ‘The 500 Greatest Songs of All-Time’. Globally embraced as much as any other Beatles hit might have been, yet not quite as much in Blighty – why?
The challenger: Why is the three-week chart-topper Wand’rin Star. And, yes, that’s bizarre. A breakout hit from the cinematic flop that was the Lee Marvin-starring Western musical Paint Your Wagon (1969), it’s a gentle, atmospheric tune, while Marvin’s more-warbling-than-actually-singing throughout adds it an undeniable eccentric charm. Yet this unique performance from the film star could also be said to be, well, a bit crap. Ah well, Lennon felt much the same about Let It Be. Bizarre all round then, really.
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2. Wouldn’t It Be Nice/ God Only Knows ~ The Beach Boys
Date reached #2: August 27 1966 (2 weeks)
Kept off the top by: Yellow Submarine/ Eleanor Rigby ~ The Beatles
The chanson: A double whammy (and then some) from the legendary Californian sand-lovin’ band – it’s only their two best songs on one Double A-Side single.
The cachet: Quite simply, this has to be one of the greatest singles ever released. After all, it does feature the two best tunes from the seminal, sensational Pet Sounds album (1966), the one-time surfer-sound-band-now-most-dynamic-pop-act-in-the-States’ deliberate answer to The Fabs’ goal-posts-moving Rubber Soul (1965). Wouldn’t It Be Nice is The Beach Boys of old grown into musical muscle men (led, of course, by the masterful maestro Brian Wilson); the soaring multiple vocals, pop-sensibility paciness and adolescent yearning is all there, sure, but now there’s an additional unadulterated artistry. To listen to it is to take a divine soak in pure pop perfection. Conversely, God Only Knows is just musical perfection itself. An utterly glorious song up there with the best popular music has ever produced (cf. the best of The Beatles; Simon & Garfunkel’s Bridge Over Troubled Water), its beautiful, beautiful melody; overlapping harmonies come the end; luscious orchestral über-sound and simple overall quality has always called to my mind what it must sound like in heaven. If heaven exists and all that.
The challenger: Ironically (or not) for Brian Wilson – whom, born just days apart from Paul McCartney, liked to see himself as an innovating rival of the latter – his group’s outstanding Double A-Side was trumped at the summit of the UK charts by another Double A-Side. By Paul McCartney’s Beatles too. And one that featured two ditties from the Revolver album (1966) no less. To be perfectly fair, though, benchmarks themselves of pop innovation Yellow Submarine (the first song to feature ‘sampling’) and Eleanor Rigby (a sombre pop song with amazing Bernard Herrman-like jolting, unnerving strings) may have been, Wouldn’t It Be Nice/ God Only Knows has to be recognised as the better single and thus deserved to be #1. But has their ever been such a dynamic, inspiring one-two at the top of Blighty’s charts before or since?
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1. Strawberry Fields Forever/ Penny Lane ~ The Beatles
Date reached #2: March 4 1967 (3 weeks)
Kept off the top by: Release Me ~ Englebert Humperdinck
The chanson: Yes, that’s right, it’s the best single the world has ever heard. And, yes, it didn’t get to #1 in the nation that can lay claim to it.
The cachet: This kind of thing is all opinion, of course (after all, some of you reading this may not even rate The Beatles much – if so, one wonders why you’re reading this blog at all really, but let’s leave that aside right now), but to my mind – like God Only Knows – Strawberry Fields Forever is one of the very greatest pop songs ever. As innovative as an X-Wing is cool, as enigmatic as John Travolta can dance and as glorious after all these years as Audrey Hepburn is, well, glorious too, it’s a by turns downbeat, by others soaring and by yet more awe-inspiring four minutes of music. The definitive chart hit as art, it’s the perfect exemplar of just pop can pull off. And, to be fair, in it’s way so is Penny Lane. A sort of psychedelic upbeat answer from Macca to Lennon’s existential angst on the first half of the single (thus combining to form the perfect Double A-Side), it’s bright, breezy and utterly infectious, yes, but brazenly brilliant too – not only does it make distinctive use of the piccolo trumpet, but also it employs a profoundly smart chord progression thanks to the the chords it pivots around (an endeavour the like of which no pop composer, nay arguably no composer outside of ‘classical music’, had ever before attempted), which results in the listener being ebulliently pulled up at critical points throughout and why the song’s such a damned satisfying experience. Both songs, named after places in Liverpool dear to their writers, were awesome, personal projects – thank goodness that Fab pair decided to share them with this.
The challenger: The one problem, if there was one, with these two tunes is that they not only came from an era when The Beatles were withdrawing from the public gaze seemingly to become ultra-cool behemoths more interested in dabbling with Class-A drugs than connecting with the average Brit at large, they also proved that this was what The Fabs were doing. There’s no doubt both songs were the products of LSD experimentation. And that, one can fairly safely assume, made Blighty a little uncomfortable. Indeed, the visual accompaniment to this incredible Double A-Side single was (in yet another significant innovation) one of the first music videos, featuring as it did Lennon and McCartney astride white stallions in a gloomy park with what seemed to be a piano borrowed from a scrapheap tied up to a tree. What the hell had happened to those lovely lads that used to be the Mop-tops? And what was this ‘challenging’ music they were now coming out with? The inevitable result was the UK, in all its barmy eccentricity, did what only it would – it didn’t send Strawberry Fields Forever/ Penny Lane to the top of the charts; it made Englebert Humperdinck’s MOR-tastic, faintly naff ballad Release Me #1 for six weeks. The late ’60s were, to paraphrase Jim Morrison, strange days, indeed.
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Second best? The 20 greatest UK #2 singles ~ Side A
Lighting up the charts: The Beatles may dominate this list, but if some of their greatest hits – and those of other acclaimed, heavy-hitting bands and solo artists – only reached #2, what on earth beat them to #1?
Number One. Número Uno. Nummer Ein. αριθμός ένας. It’s all about coming first, isn’t it? Being top of the pops. Indeed, it’s been that way in the music industry ever since the charts began – and in the UK that was way back in 1952. Since then, each week a new #1 has been announced (or, if a tune or artist has proved popular enough, sometimes the same #1 as the week before). But has the best song in the charts always been at #1? Well, obviously no, of course it hasn’t. In fact, sometimes, nay many times, a particular week’s #1 hasn’t been as good as that week’s #2.
But which weeks? What are those great singles that, for one reason or another and surely wrongly, rose no higher than #2 in the UK charts? And what was the tune that prevented them from hitting top spot? Moreover, did it deserve to? Well, peeps, get ready, get set and, yes, wind up that record player because here it comes – it’s the first half of George’s Journal‘s countdown of the 20 greatest pop/ rock songs that managed to reach #2 (and, rightly or wrongly, the singles that were singularly ‘more popular’ than them). Cue Bruno Brookes…
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CLICK on the song titles to hear them…
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20. God Save The Queen ~ The Sex Pistols
Date reached #2: June 11 1977 (1 week)
Kept off the top by: I Don’t Want To Talk About It ~ Rod Stewart
The chanson: One of the punk pioneers’ most memorable efforts from their cannily marketed Never Mind The B*llocks album (their one and only LP), it’s the pseudo-satirical protest song targeting Britain’s constitutional monarchy (a ‘fascist regime’).
The cachet: Squeezing on to the list not for its quality (frankly, it pretty much lacks any) but for its indubitably marvellous infamy, this is the track that years and years later folks still claim actually achieved the sales to hit the top spot, but was wrongly denied its place by the chart authorities in order not to rock the boat the very weekend of Her Maj’s silver jubilee in the summer of ’77. Blame The Sex Pistols’ manager Malcolm McClaren; the whole thing, like the band themselves, was a smart PR stunt.
The challenger: Actually not a terrible, if rather monotonous, effort from Rod’s pop balladry phase; Indigo Girls’ version (1994) is definitely better, mind.
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19. Gold ~ Spandau Ballet
Date reached #2: August 20 1983 (2 weeks)
Kept off the top by: Give It Up ~ KC And The Sunshine Band
The chanson: The insanely-costumed East-End New Wavers’ iconic – if now clichéd – auric-monickered pop classic.
The cachet: With its rich, echoey, studio-produced sound, precious-metal themed lyrics and catch-it-if-you-can tempo, The Spandaus’ hit still seems to sit happily alongside mind’s-eye images of City yuppies quaffing Tattinger on yachts and poseurs speeding around in garishly coloured Lambourghinis. Yes, we’re talking the soundtrack of ’80s excess, folks, but, dammit, it’s still so appealing a sound all of 30 years later.
The challenger: A decent floor-filler from the fag-end of the Disco era, with its memorable and/ or annoying ‘Ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-now’-opening chorus, it may be, but it’s not up to the Gold standard. Ouch!
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18. Golden Brown ~ The Stranglers
Date reached #2: February 13 1982 (2 weeks)
Kept off the top by: Town Called Malice ~ The Jam
The chanson: The post-punkers’ harpsichord-driven pop masterpiece whose lyrics are still just as indecipherable today as they were back when Charles and Di were (pretending to be) in newly wedded bliss.
The cachet: Proof of the fact there was a future for talented musicians beyond the cynical, one-trick-pony simplicity of punk, this charming yet eerie ballad is the result of The Stranglers looking back to the baroque, thus their genius employment of unusual (for pop at least) alternation of 6/8 and 7/8 time. Is its lyrics really about heroin? According to Stranglers drummer Jet Black, they’re about Marmite. He may not be entirely serious.
The challenger: Perhaps the public’s most easily recalled Jam hit, it’s a melodically fine, lyrically excellent standard of the era. Better than Golden Brown? Just as good as it? Hard to call that one…
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17. Young Hearts Run Free ~ Candi Staton
Date reached #2: July 10 1976 (1 week)
Kept off the top by: You To Me Are Everything ~ The Real Thing
The chanson: Do you want Candi? Back in ’76 many peeps did – or, that is, they wanted this toe-tapping tune of hers, but not enough of ’em to get it to #1…
The cachet: A torch song disguised as a Disco groover, this to my mind, at least, is one of that pop era’s cast-iron classics. Moving at a fine lick, featuring a sax solo for a bridge, rising to a crescendo at the opening of every chorus and boasting Ms Staton’s belter of a performance, it makes you feel like a million dollars whenever it comes on at a nightclub – especially if you pretend it’s 1976.
The challenger: Another popular Disco classic, it’s easy to understand why this strings-backed ballad connected so well with Joe Public, it really grooves, washing over you like a svelte Barry White. Er, yes. Is it better than Candi’s effort, though? That’d be a no.
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16. We Gotta Get Out Of This Place ~ The Animals
Date reached #2: August 14 1965 (1 week)
Kept off the top by: Help! ~ The Beatles
The chanson: The raw, ominous, heavy bass- and jazz organ-driven anthem of the mid-’60s that seemingly struck a chord with everyone who, well, felt they had to get out of a place.
The cachet: The most significant place that original fans of the song wanted to get out of was, of course, Vietnam, this most bodacious tune of the Geordieland-hailing Animals’ back catalogue connecting, as it did, with US troops of the era perhaps more than any other song – which, given the plethora of rock standards still associated with Vietnam, is saying something.
The challenger: The effort John Lennon knocked off when the foursome realised they needed a title song for their follow-up to pop musical movie masterpiece A Hard Day’s Night (1964), Help (the song) is urgent, anxious and pretty much perfect. Is it better than We Gotta Get Out Of This Place? Maybe, just maybe – but, hey, I may be biased.
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15. Brown Sugar ~ The Rolling Stones
Date reached #2: May 15 1971 (3 weeks)
Kept off the top by: Knock Three Times ~ Tony Orlando and Dawn
The chanson: The Stones’ cast-iron classic, familiar as a staple of radio station plays ever since it was released four decades ago.
The cachet: A one-song groove armada of blues-rock, this instantly recognisable tune is almost the epitome of the Mick Taylor-featuring, early to mid-’70s ‘middle period’ of The Stones, with its dubious title, even more dubious lyrical content (interracial sex, cunninlingus, probably heroin and possibly even slave rape), it’s somehow nowadays – and seems always to have been – perfectly acceptable middle-of-the-road popular rock listening fodder. And to think they kicked up such a rumpus over Let’s Spend The Night Together in 1967…
The challenger: Catchy as hell and daft as a brush (with its own knocking-on-a-pipe sound effect) and, thus, raiser of a whimsical smile, Knock Three Times may be, but if it’s half as good as Brown Sugar, then my name’s Tony Orlando. Or Dawn.
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14. Take On Me ~ a-ha
Date reached #2: October 26 1985 (3 weeks)
Kept off the top by: The Power Of Love ~ Jennifer Rush
The chanson: The falsetto-chorus-concluding, state-of-the-art pencil-drawing-video-boasting pop music masterpiece from the Norwegian trio with the name that may have been dreamed up by Alan Partridge.
The cachet: An utter iconic slice of ’80s synth pop, Take On Me is unquestionably up there with the greatest of New Wave efforts, and for a brief time, it rightfully hoisted a-ha up to the giddy heights of super-stardom alongside your Duran Durans, Culture Clubs and Simple Minds. Bizarrely, this epic floor-filler of a tune required three goes at cracking the UK charts before (aided by an instant MTV darling of a brilliant video), it did the business both here and over the pond and became one of the biggest selling singles of all time, moving a staggering seven million units worldwide. A-ha!
The challenger: Here it is, one of the largest injustices on this list, for this drivel of a power ballad prevented Take On Me hitting top spot for, yes, three whole weeks in the autumn of ’85. Uniquely, three tunes called The Power Of Love were released that year (the others being the efforts from Huey Lewis And The News and Frankie Goes To Hollywood), and this one is by far and a way the least worthy of chart success. Let alone worthy of getting to #1. And preventing a-ha’s all-time classic from doing the same. Gah-ha!
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13. American Pie ~ Don McLean
Date reached #2: March 4 1972 (2 weeks)
Kept off the top by: Son Of My Father ~ Chicory Tip/ Without You ~ Nilsson
The chanson: The eight-and-a-half minute-long, folk anthem-and-a-half from Stars-and-Stripes-thumb-palmed singer-songwriter Don McLean.
The cachet: Undeniably McLean’s magnum opus (but not his only hit; the beautifully bittersweet Vincent is also his), American Pie is a melodically memorable, but – perhaps more significantly – lyrically ambiguous and verbose epic of songwriting. Essentially about the plane crash that tragically wiped out rock ‘n’ roll legends Buddy Holly, Richie Valens and ‘The Big Bopper’ in 1959 and the effect it had on the then young and impressionable McLean, it’s utterly unforgettable, strangely intoxicating stuff. At least, it always has been for me – I’ve never forgotten any of its lines and, to this day, I’m not sure why I love the song quite as much as I do.
The challengers: A mixed bag if ever there were one. Harry Nilsson’s cover of Brit rockers Badfinger’s Without You is, of course, the definitive version of that plaintive power ballad, yet Chicory Tip’s Son Of My Father (which kept American Pie off top spot for the first of its two weeks at #2) is Glam Rock bargain bin fodder.
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12. Radio Ga Ga ~ Queen
Date reached #2: February 11 1984 (2 weeks)
Kept off the top by: Relax ~ Frankie Goes To Hollywood
The chanson: The double-hand-clap-inducing anthem that is Queen’s canny paean to the wireless. If not also (supposedly) to baby-speak.
The cachet: To this blogger’s mind, the rock god quartet’s best single of the ’80s (all right, it’s actually maybe just behind their awesome Bowie collaboration Under Pressure), Radio Ga Ga was actually written by Queen’s drummer Roger Taylor – proof surely of how talented they were a band both collectively and individually. The song’s success was also aided, ironically given its subject matter, by its ace Flash Gordon (1980) meets Metropolis (1927) video – another MTV instant favourite – which helped to promote the unique fan hand-clap that accompanied it at Queen concerts and, most notably of all, during their outstanding set at Live Aid, where its performance may just have been the highlight of the whole damn thing.
The challenger: A worthy adversary for a top-of-the-charts battle, for sure, Frankie’s Relax was one of the in-transit-to-Hollywood Liverpudlians three #1’s in ’84 (the first time any artist had scored a hat-trick of chart-toppers with their first three singles since fellow Scousers Gerry and the Pacemakers in ’63) and it is, frankly, brilliant, straddling the line between naughty and nice – accompanied as it was, by another top video, whose full version was notoriously banned by the Beeb. It’s simply ’80s pop culture at its finest.
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11. Downtown ~ Petula Clark
Date reached #2: December 19 1964 (3 weeks)
Kept off the top by: I Feel Fine ~ The Beatles
The chanson: Blighty’s premier songbird for more years than you’ve had hot dinners’ smooth, savvy and rich tribute to city nightlife.
The cachet: Ebullient, luscious and utterly glorious, with a very sexy sax solo come the end, Pet’s hit-and-a-half was inspired by New York City rather than Swinging London, despite its release coinciding with the ‘British Invasion’ of UK pop and rock acts in the States, where Downtown easily – and rightfully – sealed a #1 in January ’65. Intriguingly, so vast and eclectic were the musicians involved in its recording that both Jimmy Page (then a budding session guitarist) and Vic Flick, the man responsible for capturing the guitar work on the original and classic James Bond Theme (1962), were among their number.
The challenger: Yes, it’s The Fabs’ bouncy, upbeat, feedback-featuring ballad about a chap happily ensconced in a relationship with his love. How nice. Fans – of whom they had, well, kajillions in late ’64/ early ’65 – thought it very nice (and, no doubt, fab) too, as they made sure it topped the charts for five weeks, including over Crimbo and the New Year. Frankly then, Downtown was never going to topple this Beatles behemoth of a single. But did it deserve to? That’s a very good question…
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Don’t fret, my blog-friendly friends, for ‘Side B’ of The 20 Greatest UK #2 Singles will be along faster than you can flip over a .45. Well, you know, more or less…
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She’s just a devil woman?: arguably both the hero and villain of Spitting Image, the presence of Maggie Thatcher was omnipresent in 1980s TV, whether as on-screen puppet or as more subtle sub-text
So here it is, you loyal readers of George’s Journal, the third and final entry in the elongated series of posts that offers up essential dectets of TV classics of decades past (click here for the ’60s and ’70s posts); themselves a sister trio of posts to those three offered by this very blog looking back on movie classics from each of the decades this corner of the Internet like to concern itself with most (ultimate film posts: ’60s, ’70s and ’80s).
And, of course, we’re concluding this blog series then with the decade in which so much that we associate with today’s modern world began, such as mobile phones, yuppies, leg-ins and the British obsession with property ownership. In its way, 1980s telly started much that we take for granted today on our goggleboxes too: the near domination of prime-time by soap operas and their ilk; the doctors-and-nurses-are-fallible, social issue-featuring medical dramas; the anarchic alt-sit-coms and, er, Neighbours. So slip off your Ray Bans, hang up on the wall that cream jacket over your pastel shirt and settle down with that piña colada as we travel back to those 10 years of diverse, divisive TV that were the ’80s. Cue Rick Astley…
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CLICK on the TV show titles for video clips
(Warning: eighth clip contains strong language)
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Dallas (1978-91)
The legend: Of the big cultural reveals of the early ’80s (Darth Vader as Luke’s father in 1980’s The Empire Strikes Back; Mikhail Gorbachev as the new Soviet leader in ’85) for right or wrong the revelation of who shot JR Ewing in the November ’80-aired fourth episode of Dallas‘s fourth season proved the one that millions upon millions around the world were most captivated by. It was the summit of the popularity and influence of this – surely the biggest ever – prime-time soap opera, with its tales of Texan oil industry wheeler-dealers that made a star of Larry Hagman as the devilishly appealing break-out character JR himself. And its tri-split-screen opening titles over its grandiose-cum-funky opening theme are the stuff of pop culture lore.
The lowdown: A sort of cowboy version of ‘Reagan’s America’ (sort of), Dallas originated as a five-part mini-series melodrama broadcast by the US network CBS and grew to become a 13-season hit so monstrous it was arguably bigger than JR’s ego-enriching hats. A(n likely?) winner of four Emmy Awards and the #1 most watched show Stateside three times in four successive years (1981-84), it made stars not just of Hagman, but also Patrick Duffy (Bobby Ewing), Linda Gray (JR’s wife Sue Ellen) and Victoria Principal (Pamela Barnes-Ewing). Oh, and that JR-shooting reveal drew its episode Who Done It? the largest ever US TV audience (per household share) – until it was eclipsed three years later by the final episode of classic sitcom M*A*S*H (1972-83).
The line: “Don’t forgive and never forget; do unto others before they do unto you; and third and most importantly, keep your eye on your friends because your enemies will take care of themselves!” (JR)
The unlikely but true: Hollywood star Donna Reed replaced fan favourite Barbara Bel Geddes as JR and Bobby’s mother Miss Ellie for the eighth season; realising they’d goofed, the producers enticed Geddes back for the next season only for them having to pay Reed a $1 million out-of-court settlement for her dismissal.
The legacy: Although Coronation Street (1960-present) had certainly got there first in the UK, in the States and worldwide Dallas‘s enormous success legitimised the soap opera not only as a prime-time television show, but also as a bankable evening schedule monster, with the likes of spin-off Knots Landing (1979-93) and its Joan Collins-toting rival on ABC Dynasty (1981-89) following in its wake, as well as eventually EastEnders (1985-present), as over the pond the Beeb finally caved in and got in on the action.
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Only Fools And Horses (1981-2003)
The legend: Utterly unavoidable for the past 30 years, Only Fools is surely the UK’s most enduringly popular sitcom, featuring the Peckham-based wheeler-dealer antics of Del Boy, Rodders, Grandad and (later) Uncle Albert, and spanning and reflecting the decade of economic inequality, yuppies and Harvey Wallbangers – and beyond.
The lowdown: Far from envisaged as a vehicle for fine comedy actor David Jason of Open All Hours (1976-85) fame (originally Jim Broadbent was favourite to play lead character Del), it was a sitcom follow-up to writer John Sullivan’s successful Citizen Smith (1977-80) that, until two years into its run, recorded mediocre ratings. With great foresight though, the Beeb stuck with it and arguably thanks to hugely popular Christmas specials from the mid-’80s onwards, it became one of Blighty’s most popular shows of the decade – if not the most popular. Its seventh series in 1991, which saw the birth of Del’s son, was its last, but seasonal specials continued the saga in ’91, ’92, ’93, ’96 (that year’s trilogy included the 24.4 million viewers-achieving Time On Our Hands), 2001, ’02 and ’03.
The lines: “This time next year we’ll be millionaires”/ “You plonker, Rodney!”/ “Lovely jubbly”
The unlikely but true: Owing to its first two series’ less than impressive viewing figures, the show was almost cancelled in 1983; creator Sullivan believed a major factor in it being commissioned in the first place was the success of its later great rival, ITV’s comedy drama Minder (1979-94), which featured very similar settings and themes.
The legacy: Not only did Only Fools make household names of David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst (Del’s brother Rodney), it also established the sitcom as a Christmas TV schedule giant – the Beeb’s later efforts Bread (1986-91), Birds Of A Feather (1989-98), Men Behaving Badly (1992-98), The Vicar Of Dibley (1994-2007) and The Royle Family (1998-present) have all tried to take on its mantle – and made such terms as ‘plonker’, ‘cushty’, ‘triffic’ and ‘(nice little) earner’ nationwide colloquialisms, as well as soften the images of the tri-wheeled Reliant Regent car and the yuppie, as Del ill-advisedly attempted to join their number in the late ’80s. Moreover, it generated the successful spin-off comedies The Green Green Grass (2005-09) and Rock And Chips (2010-11).
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Family Ties (1982-89)
The legend: Arguably the most memorable of the slew of hugely popular, US family-oriented sitcoms of the ’80s, Family Ties was the middle class, Middle America show that made Michael J Fox a heart-throb throughout the land before – and during – his making the leap into the stratosphere thanks to Back To The Future (1985).
The lowdown: Although as accessible and easy-to-consume as a giant tub of Häagen-Dazs, Family Ties, alongside promoting family values, rather smartly showed up the conflict between the ideals presented by liberal Baby Boomer, ex-hippie parents Steven and Elyse Keaton (Michael Gross and Meredith Baxter-Birney) and those of the changing Reaganite America in which they brought up their teenage son Alex (Fox) and daughters Mallory (Justine Bateman) and Jennifer (Tina Yothers) and, eventually, their youngest offspring Andrew (Brian Bonsell). This was only exacerbated by Alex’s conservatism and ambitions to become a Republican politician, a role that quickly established Fox as the show’s break-out star and won him three consecutive Emmy Awards in 1986, ’87 and ’88.
The line: “Alex is reading me Robin Hood where he steals from the poor and gives to the rich” (Andrew)/ “That’s not Robin Hood, that’s Ronald Reagan” (Steven)
The unlikely but true: Fox was only cast as Alex after Matthew Broderick turned down the role; although Friends‘ (1994-2004) Courtney Cox memorably appeared as his girlfriend towards the end of the show, Alex’s first long-term girlfriend was played by Tracy Pollan – whom years later became the real-life Mrs Michael J Fox.
The legacy: Family Ties clearly proved a huge launchpad for Fox’s career; without its early success it’s unlikely he’d have been cast as Marty McFly in Back To The Future. Moreover, the show was created by Gary David Goldberg, whom was also behind the ’90s Fox-fronted, political sitcom hit Spin City (1996-2002), in which Fox’s character Mike Flaherty left the show by moving to Washington DC where he encountered a senator named Alex P Keaton.
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Boys From The Blackstuff (1982)
The legend: The definitive slice of anti-Thatcherite TV, this was the short drama serial that imprinted Yosser Hughes’ desperate employment-seeking greeting on the national consciousness – and made it a catchphrase for an era.
The lowdown: Commissioned by BBC2 after Liverpudlian dramatist Alan Bleasdale’s Play For Today (1970-84) one-off The Blackstuff (about laid-off tarmac layers) had aired on the channel in 1978, his follow-up tragi-comic drama Boys From The Blackstuff aired in autumn ’82 in five parts, each of which followed the lows of one of the unemployed working class fellers, including mouthy, mentally-disintegrating Yosser Hughes (Bernard Hill) and Chrissie (Michael Angelis), the end of whose episode sees him shoot his family’s pet geese for food. As such, featuring a high quotient of quirky humour, it presented a gritty, undiluted view of the demise of Northern, male-driven, working class culture.
The lines: “Gizza job!”/ “I’m desperate, Dan” (Yosser)
The unlikely but true: Although eventually filmed and broadcast in ’82 at the height of Margaret Thatcher’s divisive economic policies, much of the drama was actually written three years earlier, straight after The Blackstuff was made – thus one could say (in a way) it dates from James Callaghan’s fag-end of ’60s and ’70s Labour dominance as much as Thatcher’s era.
The legacy: Thanks to Blackstuff‘s success, Bleasdale became a left-wing dramatist du jour in the ’80s, penning the controversial The Monocled Mutineer (1986) for the Beeb and G.B.H. (1991) for Channel 4. Inevitably, it also made Bernard Hill’s face a more than familiar one; he’d be seen most notably again as Captain Smith in Titanic (1997) and King Théoden in The Lord Of The Rings trilogy (2001-03), plus in the role of Chrissie’s wife Angie, Julie Walters landed herself a prominent role. Moreover, as the ’80s progressed, further Northern England-centred, employment issue-focused dramas and comedies found their way on our screens, including Auf Wiedersehn, Pet (original run: 1983-86 – see below), and, to a lesser extent, soap opera Brookside (1982-2003).
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St. Elsewhere (1982-88)
The legend: The near decade-long spanning hospital melodrama that triumphed with viewers and at award ceremonies with its mixture of vivid ensemble characters, contemporary social issues and, at times, broad comedy, St. Elsewhere was as big a bastion of US TV in the ’80s as any other – if not more.
The lowdown: Created (among others) by Gwyneth Paltrow’s dad Bruce, the show was set in the fictitious Boston hospital St. Eligius (nicknamed ‘St. Elsewhere’ owing to its semi-rundown state in a depressed part of town) and was an immediate hit. Something of a sister piece to the groundbreaking police procedural drama Hill Street Blues (1981-87), which was made by the same production company, Mary Tyler Moore’s MTM Enterprises, this show at its best blended soap opera with gritty drama, featuring the complicated and pressured work and home lives of the hospitals’ various employees and maturely tackling contemporary subjects such as race, feminism, rape, autism, single-parenting and in the shape of the first prime-time TV character to contract the scare du jour, AIDS. Overall, it won 13 Emmys for its acting, writing and direction – including a double win in ’86 for real-life spouses Bonnie Bartlett and William Daniels (Mr Braddock in 1967’s The Graduate and the voice of K.I.T.T. in fellow ’80s TV classic Knight Rider).
The lines: “You moron!” (Dr Craig to Dr Ehrlich)/ “You’re a pig, Ehrlich!” (various)
The unlikely but true: The show’s final episode (‘The Last One’) concluded in infamous fashion with the autistic son of main character Dr Westphall (Ed Flanders) seemingly dreaming the entire six seasons’ (137 episodes’) events, as it suggests his father’s not a hospital doctor but a blue-collar construction worker and St. Eligius may only exist in the boy’s mind thanks to him imagining what might take place in a building called ‘St. Eligius’ inside a snow-globe he holds (see the Tommy Westphall universe theory).
The legacy: Undeniably, St. Elsewhere was a big influence in style and story on ’90s mega-hit medical drama E.R. (1994-2009), while its producers and writers went on to make a slew of later prime-time hits such as Moonlighting (1985-89), L.A. Law (1986-94), Northern Exposure (1990-95), Homicide: Life on the Street (1993-99), NYPD Blue (1993-2005) and Chicago Hope (1994-2000). Moreover, it launched – and, for several years, sustained – the careers of several small- and (later) big-screen stars including Ed Begley Jr, Bruce Greenwood, Mark Harmon, Helen Hunt, Howie Mandel, David Morse, Cindy Pickett, Nancy Stafford, Alfre Woodard and one Denzel Washington.
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The Young Ones (1982 and ’84)
The legend: The ultimate exponent of ’80s ‘alternative comedy’, The Young Ones was a surrealist, non sequitur-driven sitcom that broke all the rules and poked fun at everything from house-sharing students to shady landlords and from University Challenge (1962-present) to the Queen Mother of Pop himself, Cliff Richard.
The lowdown: Growing out of Britain’s ‘alternative comedy’ movement centred at London’s The Comedy Store/ The Comic Strip clubs, the two series (12 episodes)-toting The Young Ones debuted on BBC2 only a week after the first Comic Strip Presents… film was broadcast on Channel 4’s opening night in autumn ’82, which featured many of the same performers. Utilising the talents of Rik Mayall, Adrian Edmondson, Nigel Planer (as the über-exaggerated student stereotypes Vyvyan, Rick and Neil, along with previously dramatic actor Christopher Ryan as Mike) and Alexei Sayle as members of landlord family the Balowskis, its almost throw-everything-and-see-what-sticks combo of highly improbable plotting, OTT comic-book violence, mock political satire, Muppet-like talking animals and florid fourth-wall-breaking was quite unlike anything telly in Britain (or anywhere else) had seen before, or maybe has since.
The line: “Vegetable rights and peace!” (Neil)
The unlikely but true: Stephen Fry can lay claim to appearing on University Challenge three times – he was on the quiz as an actual student, then years later in a celebrity edition and in the classic scene from The Young Ones‘ second series opener ‘Bambi’ (along with fellow former Cambridge Footlights alumni Emma Thompson, Hugh Laurie and show writer Ben Elton) as a member of Footlights College’s team opposite Vyvyan, Rick, Neil and Mike’s Scumbag College team.
The legacy: Although far from mainstream, The Young Ones was too widely consumed to be called cult (its stars teamed up with Cliff to record a version of Living Doll for an early Comic Relief appeal); as such, it played a big role in popularising ‘alternative comedy’ in the ’80s. Indeed, owing to its visual alternative-ism it was perfect import fodder for the then new and dynamic MTV cable music channel in the States. And its success paved the way not only for Mayall and Edmondson’s re-teaming in anarchic effort Bottom (1991-95) as well as the alt sitcom hit Absolutely Fabulous (1992-2012), but also for Ben Elton’s burgeoning comedy writing career – just a year after the show’s first airing, the Elton-penned Blackadder (1983-89) would make its bow.
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The A-Team (1983-87)
The legend: Colonel John ‘Hannibal’ Smith. Lieutenant Templeton ‘Faceman’ Peck. Captain H M ‘Howling Mad’ Murdock. Sergeant First Class Bosco ‘Bad Attitude (BA)’ Baracus. And, of course, the cool-as-hell metallic grey GMC Vandura van with its red stripe. The A-Team was the infantile, rompish yet awesome icon of’80s TV.
The lowdown: First screened on NBC straight after the Super Bowl in January ’83, it immediately hit #4 in the ratings and proved an enduring, much loved show throughout all five of its seasons. With its unlikely, disparate but legendary quartet of Vietnam-vets-on-the-run (George Peppard, Dirk Benedict, Dwight Schultz and Mr T) and its tried-and-tested formulaic plots (including our heroes fashioning flame-throwers or the like out of three paperclips and a Pritt-Stick, and BA having to be rendered unconscious to take a flight in a plane/ helicopter/ autogryro/ hand-glider – delete as appropriate), it made the most hay of all the daft but terrific, killer theme tune-toting prime-time action adventure dramas of the era (1979-’85’s The Dukes Of Hazzard, 1980-’88’s Magnum, P.I., 1982-’86’s Knight Rider and 1984-’87’s Airwolf) with their very ’80s preoccupation with muchos military paraphernalia, cartoon violence and aiding the small-town America little guy.
The lines: “I love it when a plan comes together” (Hannibal)/ “Shut up, fool!”/ “I ain’t gettin’ on no airplane!” (BA)
The unlikely but true: Hollywood legend James Coburn was initially considered for the role of Hannibal before lesser name George Peppard was cast. According to Dirk Benedict, Peppard’s friend Robert Vaughn was added to the cast as an antagonist in the final season to help temper the ‘difficult’ Peppard’s on-set relationship with Mr T; both Coburn and Vaughn appeared in the classic Western The Magnificent Seven (1960), while Peppard almost did.
The legacy: Undeniably one of the easiest and fondest recalled TV efforts of the ’80s, The A-Team achieved huge popularity especially with the all-important youth demographic, spawning novelizations, Marvel comic adaptations and (of course, given this was the ’80s) the requisite action figures. At the show’s height, even a cola-flavoured popsicle of Mr T was available for avid fans. As for the break-out star himself, he instantly became a kids’ favourite, curious role model of the age and pop culture icon, famously appearing as Santa as Nancy Reagan sat on his knee at the White House in ’83, voicing himself in the Saturday morning cartoon Mister T (1983-86) and recording the once-heard-never-forgotten maternal endorsement ditty Treat Your Mother Right (Treat Her Right) (1984).
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Spitting Image (1984-96)
The legend: ITV’s late-night-Sunday, chaotic, car crash-like satirical sideswipe of ’80s Britain (and the wider world) with its cast of grotesque rubber puppets
The lowdown: Owing as much a debt to the moving-into-the-mainstream ‘alternative comedy’ movement as it did to ’60s UK TV satire giant That Was The Week That Was (1962-63), Spitting Image‘s calling card was its latex puppets made by Peter Fluck and Roger Law, but its focal point was the barbed, often fantastically twisted writing of a mainly left-leaning bunch of scribes, most notably Rob Grant and Doug Naylor who were brought onboard early on to save the show before leaving two years later to develop sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf (1988-present). Although its satire often came across as more slapdash than pointed owing to its largesse and outlandishness, the show’s stars – the puppets – made it unmissable. From a male suit-wearing, urinal-using Maggie Thatcher to a panicky, ‘nuke button’ obsessed Ronnie Reagan and from a Lester Piggot so unintelligible he needed subtitles to tabloid hacks who were actually pigs, the parodies of the great and good, the famous and the bad were unforgettable and often genius.
The lines: “I am neither in this sketch nor not in it, but somewhere in-between” (’90s Lib Dem leader Paddy Ashdown)/ “I didn’t touch her on the left leg, or the right leg, but somewhere in-between” (Ashdown on the revelation of his extramarital affair)
The unlikely but true: In the early ’90s the show poked fun at British Tory PM John Major by depicting him as entirely grey (read: insufferably boring) and embarking on a far-fetched affair with Cabinet colleague Virginia Bottomley. Years later, another member of his Cabinet, Edwina Currie, admitted she’d, in fact, had an affair with him while in Government – apparently, the writers had considered Currie for this story-line, but plumped for Bottomley instead.
The legacy: Once a ratings success, Spitting Image became a phenomenon, even securing a UK #1 with its pop at nonsensical-lyric-featuring novelty tunes The Chicken Song (1986) – much more barbed was its b-side, the apartheid protest effort I’ve Never Met A Nice South African. Also, the show’s OTT caricatures caught the imagination of the nation’s youth and the politicos featured would eventually admit to enjoying the exposure it brought them. Most significantly, though, its success gave ‘alternative comedy’ a further push into the mainstream – for instance, the Rik Mayall-starring political sitcom The New Statesman (1987-92) featured a very similar style – and it helped forge the careers of many of its voice artists, including Rory Bremner, Chris Barrie, Steve Coogan, Harry Enfield, Alistair McGowan, Jon Culshaw, Phil Cornwell, John Sessions, Hugh Dennis, Steve Punt and John Thomson.
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Miami Vice (1984-89)
The legend: Maybe the most unmistakeably ’80s show on this list – it’s the one that adapted the cop show for the MTV generation, featuring Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas as the Floridian drug-busters Crockett and Tubbs, whose look almost influenced an entire decade’s menswear.
The lowdown: While every boy was watching The A-Team, practically every grown-up boy was watching Miami Vice, the ideal entertainment for the decade awash with gaudy visual flair; electronic-driven pop music; infantile, gung-ho male heroism and general style over substance. In a nutshell, Vice was all about style – and is recalled far more for that than its tales about hard-nosed cops in a drug-ravaged if sunny South Florida. (Possibly) born thanks to US broadcaster NBC’s big-wigs deciding in a brainstorming session they wanted an ‘MTV Cops’ show, it was helmed for the majority of its run by executive producer Michael Mann, whom honed its stylish cinematography, its use of chart stars’ latest singles as incidental music, its featuring of Ferrari sportscars and Scarab speedboats and, of course, its t-shirt-under-Armani-jacket costumes, the pastel tones of which were intended to reflect the art deco architecture of Miami’s South Beach. The effect was long portions (if not entire) episodes resembled music videos rather than traditional cop dramas, thanks too to composer Van Hammer’s US #1 hitting title theme and his frequently featured Crockett’s Theme (later to be used ad infinitum in ’90s Nat West bank ads).
The line: “How do you go from this tranquility to that violence?” (Girl)/ “I usually take the Ferrari” (Crockett)
The unlikely but true: So concerned with style were the production team that when filming scenes in genuine parts of the drug-addled, downtrodden South Beach, they painted rundown buildings’ walls to fit the show’s colour scheme.
The legacy: Frankly, it’s immeasurable. As noted, Vice inspired a men’s fashion trend that’ll forever be associated with the ’80s – for example, After Six formal wear introduced a Miami Vice jacket line, Kenneth Cole a Crockett and Tubbs shoe line and in ’86 a Stubble Device razor appeared promising punters Don Johnson-like ‘five o’clock shadow’. Moreover, its use of pop music and cinematic visuality changed TV drama and comedy forever – every trendy US show of the ’90s and beyond owes it a huge debt. And still the show’s influence lives on… check out the very stylistically similar Bad Boys movies (1995 and 2004) and the practically pastiching video game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (2002). Not to mention too, of course, Mann’s big-screen ‘adaptation’ (2006) and the show’s glamourising, popularising and thus revitalising of Miami – it’s been estimated the city has benefited $1 million per episode.
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Neighbours (1985-present)
The legend: The Antipiodean weekday-early-evening monolith of a soap that addicted a generation and made stars of good-looking Aussie performers (and inexplicably the bloke who played Harold Bishop).
The lowdown: Back in the day, Oz had given Blighty Barry Humphries (and his alter-ego Dame Edna Everage), Clive James and Rolf Harris, but in the mid-’80s it gave us something we really could have done without. Yes, Neighbours hit UK screens in October ’86, 18 months after it had started in its homeland, and quickly became a daytime telly hit, regularly drawing a staggering 10-15 million plus audience at its peak. Created by soap opera king Reg Watson for Grundy Television, it hit its stride in its second season, from whence its tales of the young members of the Ramsay, Robinson and Clarke clans living in Ramsay Street (in Melbourne’s fictitious Erinsborough) transfixed viewers throughout Australia and even more in the UK, so much so that 20 million over here watched golden boy Scott and sexy dungaree-sporting mechanic Charlene tie the knot in November ’88. Neighbours is, of course, still on our screens (on Five over here; on Eleven in Australia), but while maintaining its popularity throughout the ’90s, it’s never managed to scale the dizzy, innocent, sun-kissed, frizzy perm-fuelled heights of its early years.
The lines: “Ah… ah, Madge…” (Harold)
The unlikely but true: The song that played at Scott and Charlene’s wedding, Angry Anderson’s Suddenly, was years later chosen by Kylie Minogue to play at her real-life wedding.
The legacy: The delight/ trouble (depending on your view) with Neighbours is what it spawned. Not content with opening the door for the similarly breezy but vacuous Australian soap Home And Away (1987-present) to invade UK screens from ’89 onwards, it also led to an influx of its best loved talent plying their trade over here. Those who didn’t carve out pop music careers (unlike Natalie Imbruglia, Delta Goodrem, Holly Valance, Stefan Dennis and, of course, to great Stock, Aitken and Waterman-driven success, Jason Donovan and the ‘Pop Pixie’ herself Kylie) tended to fill out pantomime protagonist roles in the soap’s off-season (our winter/ Australia’s summer), such as Ian Smith (Harold Bishop), Anne Charlestone (Madge Bishop), Kimberley Davies (Annalise Hartman) and Dan Paris (Drew Kirk). The show also played a significant role in popularising with Brits Aussie cultural clichés; in particular terms such as ‘arvo’ (afternoon), ‘wagging’ (playing truant from school) and ‘throwing a wobbly’ (tantrum), as well as the notion of holding a barbecue when the weather’s decent for one’s friends and, yes, neighbours.
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Five more to check out…
The Krypton Factor (1977-95)
The Gordon Burns-fronted, it’s much-more-than-a-quiz gameshow, featuring rounds including an assault course, landing an airline simulator, spot-the-difference and, er, a quiz
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet (1983-86 and 2002-04)
Dick Clement and Ian Le Franais’ dramedy about Brit construction workers journeying to Germany in search of work, which made familiar faces of Jimmy Nail, Ian Healy and Timothy Spall
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Threads (1984)
BBC2’s one-off ‘consequences of the Cold War boiling over’ drama that scared the living sh*t out of the entire nation
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The Secret Diary Of Adrian Mole, Aged 13¾ (1985)
Channel 4’s bittersweet adaptation of Sue Townshend’s novel of an awkward, anti-Thatcherite, ordinary teenager growing up in Nottinghamshire that spoke to and enchanted millions of real-life ’80s teens
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Howards’ Way (1985-90)
The Beeb’s unapologetically go-out-and-take-it Sunday-night semi-soap set amidst the power politics of a South Coast boating business community
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… And five great shows about the ’80s
Our Friends In The North (1996)
Excellently observed, epic drama serial following the lives of a quartet from Newcastle, whose penultimate section takes in the ’80s
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Friends And Crocodiles (2005)
Stephen Poliakoff’s smart if dreamy take on the everything-is-possible-in-business ethos of the mid- to late ’80s, starring Damian Lewis, Jodhi May and Robert Lindsay
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Ashes To Ashes (2008-10)
Philip Glennister’s Gene Hunt returns and is teamed with Keeley Hawes’ Alex Drake in early ’80s Lahndon Tahn in the three-series-toting sequel to Life On Mars (2006-07)
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This Is England ’86 and ’88 (2010 and ’11)
Shane Meadows’ follow up TV comedy-drama to his acclaimed 2004 film about the influence of the fascist skinhead trend in the poverty-stricken urban Britain of the early ’80s
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Royal Wedding (2011)
Jodie Whittaker plays a young wife and mum in a tight-knit Welsh community whose world falls apart the day Charles marries Di in the summer of ’81
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Silver-lining playback: just a few short months after Please Please Me’s release, The Beatles pose with producer George Martin in celebration of the album hitting 250,000 sales and making it to ‘silver’ status
Now, everyone who’s got something to hide (except for me and my monkey) know that The Beatles got started that fateful day way back in July 1957 when John Lennon and Paul McCartney met at a little fête in Liverpool. If you want to put their start later than that, mind, then there’s an argument for it coming with their brotherly-bonding and dynamic-forming trips to Hamburg between ’60 and ’62, or you may even be able to push it to the moment when Ringo Starr replaced Pete Best as the quartet’s drummer in August ’62 and the fab foursome’s true line-up was at last formed. But no later than that surely. Certainly not as late as ’63.
To this Beatles fan’s mind, though, they really got started at the beginning of that very year, for it was 50 years ago last Monday (February 11 1963) that their first album Please Please Me was recorded and, within weeks, nay days, the whole Beatles phenomenon truly got started. Yes, it was the recording (merely within an amazing 12 hours) and the release to the world at large of this collection of 14 songs that established The Fabs as a fabulous, own-musical-writing entity – as well as marvellous Mop Topped superstars for the early ’60s bobby-soxers and beyond.
So here follows this blog‘s pictorial, musical and, yes, quotable tribute to the golden anniversary of the beginning of Please Please Me – and with it then the ‘beginning’ of The Beatles…
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“There wasn’t a lot of money at Parlophone. I was working to an annual budget of £55,000 and I could spend it however I wished, but I had to produce a certain amount of records a year. So I wanted to get The Beatles’ first album recorded in a day and released very quickly, because once we’d made the first single, my commercial mind told me that I had to have an album out very soon. So I got the boys together and asked them: ‘What have you got? What can we record quickly?’ They replied by telling me: ‘Only the stuff we can do in our act!’ I then chose the stuff that would appeal to the kids of the day, things like ‘Anna’ and ‘Chains’, and lots of rock and roll standards. We recorded ten titles in one day, starting at 10 o’clock in the morning and finishing at about 11 o’clock at night and completed the album” ~ George Martin, All You Need Is Ears, 1979
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It takes two, baby: Paul gets on with the job (left), while John’s caught out having a tea break (right)
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“The first LP we did at 10 o’clock in the morning, just after a night out. We played the stage act right through, and then went home. We sat and talked about it (the recording), recorded the tracks, we went home and they just mixed it. They’d ring us in a couple of weeks, and we would say: ‘Is our record ready yet?’ It was like putting a film in the chemist” ~ Paul McCartney
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“Most of their debut album was recorded in a single session on February 11 1963. It was released on March 22 1963 and reached the top spot in the British charts. In America it was titled ‘Introducing The Beatles’, and released on the little-known Vee Jay label. The US version didn’t include ‘Please Please Me’ or ‘Ask Me Why’ and failed to make the charts” ~ Steve Turner, A Hard Day’s Write, 1994
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A day in the studio with George: the band converse and collaborate with producer ace George Martin
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“It wasn’t always going to be called ‘Please Please Me’. George Martin thought of naming it ‘Off the Beatle Track’ and Paul even doodled a few cover ideas before the idea was dropped. (George clearly retained a liking for it however, for on 10 July 1964 he released an orchestral LP of Beatles tracks with that title)” ~ The Beatles Recording Sessions, Mark Lewisohn, p.32, 1988
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“In all the busy years since pop singles first shrank from ten to seven inches I have never seen a British group leap to the forefront of the scene with such speed and energy. Within the six months which followed the Top 20 appearance of ‘Love Me Do’, almost every leading deejay and musical journalist in the country began to shout the praises of The Beatles. Readers of the New Musical Express voted the boys into a surprisingly high place via the 1962/3 popularity poll… on the strength of just one record release. Pictures of the group spread themselves across the front pages of three national music papers. People inside and outside the record industry expressed tremendous interest in the new vocal and instrumental sounds which The Beatles had introduced” ~ from Please Please Me’s sleeve notes written by The Beatles’ press officer Tony Barrow
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Guitar men; studio brethren: Paul and John together (l); Ringo and John listen with George Martin (r)
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“Between them, The Beatles adopt a do-it-yourself approach from the very beginning. They write their own lyrics, design and eventually build their own instrumental backdrops and work out their own vocal arrangements. Their music is wild, pungent, hard-hitting, uninhibited… and personal. The do-it-yourself angle ensures complete originality at all stages of the process” ~ from Please Please Me’s sleeve notes written by The Beatles’ press officer Tony Barrow
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“I was a fellow of London Zoo and, rather stupidly, thought that it would be great to have The Beatles photographed outside the insect house. But the zoo people were very stuffy indeed: ‘We don’t allow these kind of photographs on our premises, quite out of keeping with the good taste of the Zoological Society of London,’ so the idea fell down. I bet they regret it now…” ~ George Martin, The Complete Beatles Recording Sessions, Mark Lewisohn
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Let it be McBean: two of Angus McBean’s iconic images captured for the album’s artwork – John holding Paul, Ringo and George outside EMI/ Abbey Road Studios (l) and an alternate version of the classic album cover shot of the band looking down the staircase of EMI’s London HQ in Manchester Square (r)
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“We rang up the legendary theatre photographer Angus McBean, and bingo, he came round and did it there and then. It was done in an almighty rush, like the music. Thereafter, though, The Beatles’ own creativity came bursting to the fore” ~ George Martin on the shooting of Please Please Me’s album artwork
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More:
BBC4’s ‘Please Please Me: Remaking A Classic’ on the iPlayer (available in the UK and Northern Ireland for the next few days)
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Playlist: Listen, my Valentined friends! ~ February 2013
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In the words of Moby Grape… listen, my friends! Yes, it’s the (hopefully) monthly playlist presented by George’s Journal just for you good people.
There may be one or two classics to be found here dotted in among different tunes you’re unfamiliar with or have never heard before – or, of course, you may’ve heard them all before. All the same, whether you’re loved up or unloved come this Valentine’s Day, why not sit back, listen away and enjoy…
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CLICK on the song titles to hear them
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Jimmy Durante ~ Make Someone Happy1
Sylvie Vartan ~ Nostalgia2
Badfinger ~ Without You3
Roxy Music ~ If There Is Something4
Terry Callier ~ What Color Is Love
Slade ~ Everyday
Joe Cocker ~ You Are So Beautiful
Linda Ronstadt and The Muppets ~ Blue Bayou5
ABC ~ All Of My Heart
Paul Nicholas ~ Just Good Friends6
Frances Ruffelle ~ On My Own7
Patrick Swayze ~ She’s Like The Wind8
Kevin Kline ~ La Mer9
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1 As featured over the closing credits of the movie Sleepless In Seattle (1993) – and in many a TV commercial
2 The legendary French chanteuse’s 1969 version of Dream A Little Dream Of Me, a major chart hit in Italy; she also covered the tune in French under the title ‘Les Yeux Ouverts’
3 The original version of the Harry Nilsson classic as written and performed by The Beatles’ favourite band
4 As heard on the soundtrack of the ’70s-set nostalgia fest flick Flashbacks Of A Fool (2008)
5 La Ronstadt’s performance of her chart classic (backed by The Electric Mayhem and a chorus of swamp frogs) on a May 1980 episode of The Muppet Show (1976-81)
6 The opening and closing credits theme from John ‘Only Fools And Horses’ Sullivan’s other hit ’80s sitcom
7 From the 1985 cast recording of the original West End production of mega-musical Les Misérables; Ruffelle originated the role of Éponine and is the mother of British pop star Eliza Doolittle
8 Written by Swayze himself and as featured in his signature film Dirty Dancing (1987)
9 Kline’s semi-mocking, French-language take of the ballad standard from the film French Kiss (1996)
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